The "I'm Not Racist, but..." Thread

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Originally Posted by Elusive

Ah. Thanks for the honest and thoughtful summary of the article.

I think the point of the article, having read it and not found any stereotypical Valley-Girl language butchering, the author raises a fair point: that among the legion of talented people out there, there was not even a mention made of talented people who were not white. The author does not even mention racism, only that the selected people only conform to the stereotype already held about the Hollywood elite: rail-thin, glittery-eyed white people in expensive clothing. For a pretigious publication such as Vanity Fair, it's a little dishonest.

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Oh, I obviously took a few creative liberties to reflect how brain-dead the article was. And while the word "racism" may not have actually been used in the article, what do you think she actually meant?

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Originally Posted by MrMatthews

what do you think she actually meant?

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"Ewoks must die?"

http://legolas.mdh.se/~frv95pen/pic/ewok6.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ecco

Well she'd still be a cute little stoner. Don'tcha think? And I haven't seen her anywhere but her stony magazine covers.

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There is more Kristen Stewart love in this thread than allowed by Federal law.

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Originally Posted by MrMatthews

what do you think she actually meant?

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Fluoride is a poison?

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Originally Posted by MrMatthews

what do you think she actually meant?

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AIDS is a myth?

Oh wait, I got it...

Poisoning an ewok with AIDS inducing mythic flouride is racist.

All good guesses. Thank you all for playing along.

Perhaps I shouldn't have been so "Edgy" in my leading question? Maybe I should have phrased it differently...

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

There is more Kristen Stewart love in this thread than allowed by Federal law.

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Oh man, Kristen would be so mad if she heard that. She'd give you such a pissed-off, stoned glance!!!

http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/upl...enn1694700.jpg

"Hmph!"

Is that a look of:

a. anger
b. happiness
c. "I just ate nachos" content
d. all of the above

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Is that a look of:

a. anger
b. happiness
c. "I just ate nachos" content
d. all of the above

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Probably d.
But also possible:

http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/upl...enn1694700.jpg

e. "I can't believe what Rusty just said about me in the Sega-16 forums."
f. "Ha, I'm so baaaaked!"
g. "How long is this photo shoot? I have things to do, people to smoke with."
h. "I hope no one can tell I'm always stoned off my ass in these photo shoots."
i. "Are people really gonna go see this retarded Twilight movie?"

lol

Can vampires be considered a race since they're made from normal humans with vampire bites? Wouldn't this make zombies a race also?

No, they are not a race.

And since "Twilight" ignited desire between most female 14yr old Hot Topic shoppers legs, they aren't cool either.

Plus vampires are getting kinda played out, just like zombies.


p.s. We need more ninjas.

I absolutely hate that kid, why on earth are you praising her?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/...01bafa38_o.jpg

Why post pics of tabloid rags?

Also, that is the first pic I've ever seen of her where she doesn't look totally stoned.

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Why post pics of tabloid rags?

Also, that is the first pic I've ever seen of her where she doesn't look totally stoned.

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just because

better?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ec_bXQZWE2..._122_180lo.jpg

Nope.

That pic says: I adhere strictly to the lyrics of Sublimes "Smoke Two Joints".