I got beat up pretty bad.

So I was chilling and shit with a few females when this motherfucker comes up. He tries to steal my women and looking at him, I could tell it was better to let him have them since this guy was the fucking epitome of ALPHA but me being a dumb fucking beta faggot, I try to fight him. It was more of a pride thing, I wasn't going to fuck any of the bitches but like a dumbass, I try to defend the women since they expected to fight this dude and cheered me on. I know how to fight I thought, I've trained in boxing.

How fucking wrong of me to try to step to this dude. Wham! I get knocked the fuck out after one single punch. When I came to, my wallet was gone, they stole my Jordans, and I'm not sure but I might have gotten pissed on. I checked and I know the identity of the badass motherfucker that wrecked my shit.

He's the guy on the right of the picture

















































http://www.myspace.com/choloxbudman420
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...535aeabd2a.jpg
He's 5'2 of badass crip mofo. For the love of god, if you see him walking down the street, just give him whatever he wants.

Sorry to hear about that. :( I can understand how you thought he would be not too hard of an opponent given the picture. Maybe sometimes it's better to run away to fight another day. :|

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Originally Posted by 16-bit

I have no idea what to say right now.

I'm slightly frightened, and I'm buying a gun ASAP and never leaving the house without it.

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Good thinking man but not even bullets can hurt the man who took down a god.

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Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

Good thinking man but not even bullets can hurt the man who took down a god.

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Really?

Well then I'm never leaving Canada.

I just hope your safe right now, that your insurance covers damages, and he doesn't have any plans to continue bothering you, or your family.

Dude if he stole your wallet report his ass to the cops.

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Originally Posted by 16-bit

Really?

Well then I'm never leaving Canada.

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Better safe than sorry.

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Originally Posted by Namakubi

Dude if he stole your wallet report his ass to the cops.

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And risk getting on the bad side of a 5'2 god? No thanks.

This thread seems like some kind of a joke, but I don't get it.

I'm no theologian, but what exactly makes this kid a god? I'm sorry this happened to you, I just don't understand what you're so intimidated about. Props for sticking up for yourself and the ladies, that's a really respectful thing to do.

Did these kids steal Metal Sonic's Sega-16 account as well?

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

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Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

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I thought he just forgot to update his myspace, it seems that all his friends (and presumably a character who I believe could be his mother) all live in a small community in Washington close to where I live.

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Originally Posted by j_factor

This thread seems like some kind of a joke, but I don't get it.

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Ain't no joking when we're talking about the ultimate alpha.

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Originally Posted by TheRollingStoner

I'm no theologian, but what exactly makes this kid a god? I'm sorry this happened to you, I just don't understand what you're so intimidated about. Props for sticking up for yourself and the ladies, that's a really respectful thing to do.

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Naw man, you just don't get it, the beating he gave me transcended state barriers. 16-bit ain't safe in Canada, none of you are. Lock your doors(It ain't gonna help but you might sleep a little more peacefully.)

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Originally Posted by Iron Lizard

Did these kids steal Metal Sonic's Sega-16 account as well?

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Nope, just my harem of bitches.

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Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

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I'm glad you're trying to make me feel better but I know you shake, rattle, and roll with fear everytime you see this alpha mofo.

I mean, check this out:

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...5824f6f6ed.jpg
PAINTED FINGERNAILS! Man, I can't even comprehend how hardcore and thugged out these kids are.

Is that iced tea they are drinking?

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Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

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See, this dude punched Metal_Sonic *all the way from Washington*.

Which is why he is a god.

HOLY SHIT! I can't believe you even had the balls to stand up to that bad ass son of a bitch. I almost pissed myself just looking at those photos. Your lucky he wasn't in Oregon when he kicked your ass. You would be totally fucking dead, dude.

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Is that iced tea they are drinking?

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Hell No! Only Malt Liquor for these alphas.

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See, this dude punched Metal_Sonic *all the way from Washington*.

Which is why he is a god.

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Exactly!

He might have stole my wallet, my women, my kicks, and my pride, but I'm going to start a fucking religion for this mofo.

To all detractors:
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1407/41351503.jpg

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Originally Posted by old man

HOLY SHIT! I can't believe you even had the balls to stand up to that bad ass son of a bitch. I almost pissed myself just looking at those photos. Your lucky he wasn't in Oregon when he kicked your ass. You would be totally fucking dead, dude.

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I would've ran but I fought cause the females were there. Scary ass shit dude, he held back cause if he would've killed me, that would've been his third strike.