I got beat up pretty bad.

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03-06-2010, 02:37 AM
Metal_Sonic

I got beat up pretty bad.

So I was chilling and shit with a few females when this motherfucker comes up. He tries to steal my women and looking at him, I could tell it was better to let him have them since this guy was the fucking epitome of ALPHA but me being a dumb fucking beta faggot, I try to fight him. It was more of a pride thing, I wasn't going to fuck any of the bitches but like a dumbass, I try to defend the women since they expected to fight this dude and cheered me on. I know how to fight I thought, I've trained in boxing.

How fucking wrong of me to try to step to this dude. Wham! I get knocked the fuck out after one single punch. When I came to, my wallet was gone, they stole my Jordans, and I'm not sure but I might have gotten pissed on. I checked and I know the identity of the badass motherfucker that wrecked my shit.

He's the guy on the right of the picture

http://www.myspace.com/choloxbudman420
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...535aeabd2a.jpg
He's 5'2 of badass crip mofo. For the love of god, if you see him walking down the street, just give him whatever he wants.
03-06-2010, 02:42 AM
Guntz

Sorry to hear about that. :( I can understand how you thought he would be not too hard of an opponent given the picture. Maybe sometimes it's better to run away to fight another day. :|
03-06-2010, 03:12 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by 16-bit

I have no idea what to say right now.

I'm slightly frightened, and I'm buying a gun ASAP and never leaving the house without it.

Good thinking man but not even bullets can hurt the man who took down a god.
03-06-2010, 03:13 AM
16-bit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

Good thinking man but not even bullets can hurt the man who took down a god.

Really?

Well then I'm never leaving Canada.

I just hope your safe right now, that your insurance covers damages, and he doesn't have any plans to continue bothering you, or your family.
03-06-2010, 03:19 AM
Namakubi

Dude if he stole your wallet report his ass to the cops.
03-06-2010, 03:20 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by 16-bit

Really?

Well then I'm never leaving Canada.

Better safe than sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Namakubi

Dude if he stole your wallet report his ass to the cops.

And risk getting on the bad side of a 5'2 god? No thanks.
03-06-2010, 03:22 AM
j_factor

This thread seems like some kind of a joke, but I don't get it.
03-06-2010, 03:25 AM
TheRollingStoner

I'm no theologian, but what exactly makes this kid a god? I'm sorry this happened to you, I just don't understand what you're so intimidated about. Props for sticking up for yourself and the ladies, that's a really respectful thing to do.
03-06-2010, 03:31 AM
Iron Lizard

Did these kids steal Metal Sonic's Sega-16 account as well?
03-06-2010, 03:34 AM
Joe Redifer

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.
03-06-2010, 03:40 AM
16-bit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

I thought he just forgot to update his myspace, it seems that all his friends (and presumably a character who I believe could be his mother) all live in a small community in Washington close to where I live.
03-06-2010, 03:49 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by j_factor

This thread seems like some kind of a joke, but I don't get it.

Ain't no joking when we're talking about the ultimate alpha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRollingStoner

I'm no theologian, but what exactly makes this kid a god? I'm sorry this happened to you, I just don't understand what you're so intimidated about. Props for sticking up for yourself and the ladies, that's a really respectful thing to do.

Naw man, you just don't get it, the beating he gave me transcended state barriers. 16-bit ain't safe in Canada, none of you are. Lock your doors(It ain't gonna help but you might sleep a little more peacefully.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Lizard

Did these kids steal Metal Sonic's Sega-16 account as well?

Nope, just my harem of bitches.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

Yeah, the dude looks like a weakling... someone that most people laugh at. He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. If I saw this 5'2 little man walking down the street, my mind would probably not even register his existence.

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

I'm glad you're trying to make me feel better but I know you shake, rattle, and roll with fear everytime you see this alpha mofo.

I mean, check this out:

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...5824f6f6ed.jpg
PAINTED FINGERNAILS! Man, I can't even comprehend how hardcore and thugged out these kids are.
03-06-2010, 04:10 AM
Rusty Venture

Is that iced tea they are drinking?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

It is interesting that you are in California and he is in Washington.

See, this dude punched Metal_Sonic *all the way from Washington*.

Which is why he is a god.
03-06-2010, 04:17 AM
old man

HOLY SHIT! I can't believe you even had the balls to stand up to that bad ass son of a bitch. I almost pissed myself just looking at those photos. Your lucky he wasn't in Oregon when he kicked your ass. You would be totally fucking dead, dude.
03-06-2010, 04:19 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Is that iced tea they are drinking?

Hell No! Only Malt Liquor for these alphas.

Quote:

See, this dude punched Metal_Sonic *all the way from Washington*.

Which is why he is a god.

Exactly!

He might have stole my wallet, my women, my kicks, and my pride, but I'm going to start a fucking religion for this mofo.

To all detractors:
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1407/41351503.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by old man

HOLY SHIT! I can't believe you even had the balls to stand up to that bad ass son of a bitch. I almost pissed myself just looking at those photos. Your lucky he wasn't in Oregon when he kicked your ass. You would be totally fucking dead, dude.

I would've ran but I fought cause the females were there. Scary ass shit dude, he held back cause if he would've killed me, that would've been his third strike.
03-06-2010, 04:25 AM
Rusty Venture

At least he didn't steal your virginity.

If he did, that's nothing I really need to know.
03-06-2010, 09:12 AM
Baloo

What the heck is this thread?
03-06-2010, 09:24 AM
Youngie

Sorry Metal_Sonic that you got bait up by some small guy in the far distance. You have my sympathy.
03-06-2010, 09:35 AM
doomguy

Meh just proves you need to be able to fight in the world we live in i can fight mostly because im known for taking massive punches with no problems. I have never been knocked out because of this, just track him down and make sure you get the first punch this time. Or not im known for starting pointless fights lol.
03-06-2010, 10:38 AM
Dunn

Either this is a lame trollin' of sorts, or you just plain suck dude.
03-06-2010, 10:54 AM
MrMatthews

I interrupt this thread with a public service announcement

Confused by this or anything else Metal Sonic has posted? Just remember MATSA:

Metal Sonic
Actually
Talks
Shit
Alot

If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that MS crossed paths with the young fellow pictured above while exploring the internet. A duel of words ensued, during which Metal Sonic's life and the dignity of his mother were threatened.

Being satirical in nature, Metal Sonic fabricated the opening story and created ths thread for us all to puzzle over.

So next time you're perplexed by Metal Sonic's posts or threads, let MATSA be your guide to illumination!
03-06-2010, 12:11 PM
streetsofrage

hold on let me get this straight u got beat up by Bobby from king of the hill ?
03-06-2010, 12:19 PM
Guntz

This thread is awesome now! :rofl:
03-06-2010, 12:26 PM
Nobi

yeah! connie was there too! on:owned:!

one of my all time fave shows btw!
03-06-2010, 02:28 PM
16-bit

Quote:

Originally Posted by streetsofrage

hold on let me get this straight u got beat up by Bobby from king of the hill ?
03-06-2010, 02:44 PM
adamx

lmao good joke man had me untill I seen the first pic lmfao. If this were true, I would ko you again for getting ktfo by such a lil faggot.
03-06-2010, 02:53 PM
NeoVamp

And here I registered on a site about a 1989 console thinking that i could avoid prepubescent rants.
03-06-2010, 02:57 PM
Youngie

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoVamp

And here I registered on a site about a 1989 console thinking that i could avoid prepubescent rants.

Are you suggesting Metal Sonic hasn't reached puberty yet?
03-06-2010, 04:10 PM
Rusty Venture

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baloo

What the heck is this thread?

This thread is so random and bizarre, even I don't know.
03-06-2010, 04:16 PM
Knuckle Duster

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...ing-thread.gif
03-06-2010, 04:40 PM
acdc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

So I was chilling and shit with a few females when this motherfucker comes up. He tries to steal my women and looking at him, I could tell it was better to let him have them since this guy was the fucking epitome of ALPHA but me being a dumb fucking beta faggot, I try to fight him. It was more of a pride thing, I wasn't going to fuck any of the bitches but like a dumbass, I try to defend the women since they expected to fight this dude and cheered me on. I know how to fight I thought, I've trained in boxing.

How fucking wrong of me to try to step to this dude. Wham! I get knocked the fuck out after one single punch. When I came to, my wallet was gone, they stole my Jordans, and I'm not sure but I might have gotten pissed on. I checked and I know the identity of the badass motherfucker that wrecked my shit.

He's the guy on the right of the picture

http://www.myspace.com/choloxbudman420
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...535aeabd2a.jpg
He's 5'2 of badass crip mofo. For the love of god, if you see him walking down the street, just give him whatever he wants.

those bitches
man come on yust break there neck and throw them in a shallow grave
who give s a shit about those peices of shit
03-06-2010, 05:03 PM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

I interrupt this thread with a public service announcement

Confused by this or anything else Metal Sonic has posted? Just remember MATSA:

Metal Sonic
Actually
Talks
Shit
Alot

If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that MS crossed paths with the young fellow pictured above while exploring the internet. A duel of words ensued, during which Metal Sonic's life and the dignity of his mother were threatened.

Being satirical in nature, Metal Sonic fabricated the opening story and created ths thread for us all to puzzle over.

So next time you're perplexed by Metal Sonic's posts or threads, let MATSA be your guide to illumination!

Close! I saw this wigger's picture on another forum, the thread said watch out for this crip or something and then you see the pic and lol. I figured the picture wasn't good enough without some story so here it is.
03-06-2010, 05:06 PM
Jesse813

how many more crazy stores do you have in store for us? this is starting to get interesting.
03-06-2010, 05:10 PM
16-bit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

Close! I saw this wigger's picture on another forum, the thread said watch out for this crip or something and then you see the pic and lol. I figured the picture wasn't good enough without some story so here it is.

I figured that him beating you up was a figment of yo' imaginitnation as soon as I saw how him and all his friends live in northern Washington.

I gotta find some way to get rid of my insomnia...

(Edit: 800 posts)
03-06-2010, 10:04 PM
M4R14NO94

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knuckle Duster

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...ing-thread.gif

This GIF makes the thread 10 times more awesome. It's certified! :ok:
03-06-2010, 10:22 PM
Jesse813

I agree w/ M4R14NO94 :ok:
03-06-2010, 10:45 PM
Why-Disciple

Were this real, I would scold you for not following the most basic rule of how to win a fight: Go straight for the testicles.
03-07-2010, 01:09 AM
17daysolderthannes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knuckle Duster

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...ing-thread.gif

QFT

I know Metal Sonic is just completely full of shit here, but if he really did get beat up by that butterball wanna-be thug, LMFAO, that dude totally gets my props.
03-07-2010, 04:26 AM
Rusty Venture

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...535aeabd2a.jpg

Thom Yorke hangs out with Bobby Hill?
03-07-2010, 11:31 AM
streetsofrage

Quote:

Originally Posted by 16-bit

thats my purse , I DONT KNOW YOU!!!