What did I do wrong?

So this guy on craigslist is looking for something. Lucky for him, I got what he needs and I though I priced it very well for all the time and money it took to build all this shit. I'm proud of my work and for him to just start talking shit about and me and more importantly, my designs just pisses me of. Yea a dickhead on craigslist, big whoop right? Well yea, normally I would just brush that shit off and get on with my life but he slandered something dear to me and I can't get rid of my rage. I have a screenshot of the conversation so you too can see why I'm so riled up.







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So what was so wrong with my designs that warranted this kind of response?

I don't see anything wrong with the designs. Infact, I can't even see the guns in the pictures. That guy is probably just butthurt because you are better at designing concealed weapons.
Haters gonna hate.

:rofl:

He was right to mock you, Metal Sonic. Assault rifles disguised as Sprite boxes are a dime a dozen on the street right now. Have you considered Diet A&W Root Beer?

You forgot to mention the Sprite box on the M16A2 also acts as a collector for the ejected cartridge shells. This is one big selling feature for a secret assassin who doesn't want to leave any evidence behind.

I actually doubled up with the tissues and the Sprite.

I've always had the need for tissues to clean up the blood spatters on my gun barrel while sucking down the cool crisp lemon-lime flavor of a Sprite.

I can't thank you enough.

o man ive been looking for a knife spoon for ages!

When that damn leprechaun comes around to take the lucky charms, you'll be ready.

I'll be ready.

haha yeah, shame they don sell those in my country anymore.
have to import them from america.

Hahaha, this made my day! You are a genius, Metal Sonic! ^^

Well I can understand why he got a little testy at the knife spoon. I mean, that's like disguising a club as a baseball bat. It's still deadly as hell being just a spoon.

You didn't do anything wrong. In fact, you did exactly the right thing. *wipes away a tear*

Perhaps you can have a Sock-Gun, you stick the pistol into a sock... on the outside, things look like a sock, but if you know where the trigger is, you can sock the shit out of everyone with the Sock-Gun !!!

I'd say your poor marketing decisions are to blame... nothing sells without a nice, catchy name!

for example, You should have called your deadly spoon-knife-combination "The Spoofe"! It would have immediately caught the reader's attention and would've created the right mindset, so that he would've BEGGED to learn more!

Suitable names for the other creations would have been:

"The Berret-tab" (or, since it's a Glock, "The Glock-18C.U.P.")

"The M16A-6-pack", or "The Refreshenator"

"The Sneeze-Action", "the Snot-Gun"

I await your design for a disguised flamethrower.