My thoughts on Cosmic Carnage
I don't think it's really that bad. I sat with the game for a while, beat all the opposing inmates and watched the ending. While yes it has unusual amounts of slowdown and limited attacks, the rest of the game feels fine. The characters respond well, the graphics look pretty good and the sound is also fine. It's not great but it's not outright horrible either. I can play it reasonably well within it's limited playability due to a lack of attacks. I think that's one of it's only flaws, you barely have any means of attacking competently. I was also thinking how the zooming out feature could have made this game an awesome Art of Fighting clone. :)
Besides, this game has an Alien (AvP) rip-off! How can you go wrong with that? ;)