I don't get the ragging on the N64 controller... It's NOT meant to use controls from all 3 prongs simultaneously... Games that did so were not following the intended use of the controller.
There are alternatives in the case of such improper games though:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70...rPad64Plus.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70...ro64003640.jpg
Though those don't help for games wanting you to use the analog stick and d-pad simultaneously. (not concurrently)
??? The Xbox and DC analog sticks have similar placement... (which I much prefer to the Dualshock's low left stick)