i just wanna get laid

its been so long and this week has sucked, i got the flu and been sick and feeling like crap, there was a girl i loved i wanted to be hers, but she fell for some idiot in newyork online thing and he bought not even a plane ticket but a buss ticket from california to there. i was always at that girls beck and call and i loved her so much, we had so much fun together, and she was the last one i slept with. that was back in the begginning of march.I wish i could have her back still which is crazy lol. I really don't care so much about the sex but man i wish she could be here to take care of me at least since being sick and energyless sucks.i would drive to bring her chicken noodle soup when she was sick. anyways ive been playing Phantasy star 3 this week since it came in the mail monday to pass the time, but still it doesn't fix the loneliness.

I know poorly written tldr material but i had to get it off my chest.

So when is 17days gonna break in here and say "You should have bought an iPhone man! They attract women so much you'll have to beat them off with a stick!"?

Actually, he'd probably say something really distasteful instead. :|

yeah i have an iphone, but its a 2g so maybe its too outdated to work its magic. anyways i just crawled into the car and got a totinos pizza at the gas station and some green tea, maybe that will beat away the flu

Let it be.....

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Sounds familiar. I played Shadowrun when it happened to me. She went to California though. lol @ coincidences

lol talk about coincidences i just joined this site because you had a thread on the broken sega cd with sherlock holmes in the tray that you fried with the wrong adapter, i did the same exact thing and sherlock holmes was in my tray, i thought i got your old sega cd unit but of course you still have yours lol.

Sorry to hear all that, mang. You're definitely on the right track though. Just busy yourself. Or better yet, just focus on YOU for a bit. Be selfish. It's the best therapy, I think.

Also, women are just far too much trouble sometimes.

Strong case of oneitis.

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Originally Posted by Devon

lol talk about coincidences i just joined this site because you had a thread on the broken sega cd with sherlock holmes in the tray that you fried with the wrong adapter, i did the same exact thing and sherlock holmes was in my tray, i thought i got your old sega cd unit but of course you still have yours lol.

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Oh yeah. I sent my pcb to that guy in the thread that wanted to fix it. He said he might be able to do it, so there might be hope for your SCD yet.

You know, there's a pornstar named Devon.

She has a really deep voice.

Seriously, if she's stupid enough to chuff off to New York for some vapid on-line thing then you should let her go. Just don't be a douche and let her come crawlling back when it all goes tits up.

Until then may I recommend the Bunny Ranch or a trip to Amsterdam :ok:

You could always walk up to a random woman on the street and tell her how you feel.

wait, bus ticket to new york? my bad, that was me! (no it wasn't, won't be there for another 3 weeks).

Masturbate.

Dudes chasing women with top dollars usually got a smaller penis than you do, that's something you could comfort yourself with.

I feel I should also point out that girls are a level of cunt never before reached in previous generations. Girls (hot ones, anyway) treat men worse than used toilet paper. They stick around as long as you're buying them shit and kissing their ass and they *might* give you some, but they're gone as soon as anything gets remotely real. They do it under the guise that "oh, I don't want to get hurt", but all it does is turn guys bitter and make them even more emotionally distant and increase the "I'll fuck her and never speak to her again" attitude. I used to always think that if a girl hooked up with me (ranging from a solid make out to sex) she was interested in dating me, but now I realize girls would rather run away to avoid "getting hurt" than actually try to connect with another human being. God women are terrible people, I hope I can meet a decent one some day. I hope these girls wake up one day when they're 30 and aren't the hot shit anymore and realize what total cunts they are.

I'd at least play something different. I never got far in Phantasy Star III.

What I do when I am sick is that I buy a huge load of healthy food, fruits, vitamins, fruit juice, water, etc. so that I won't have to leave the house for at least three or four days.

Then I'd watch things like Ken Burns' documentaries (Jazz, Civil War, The West, The War), BBC's The Great War, Granada's The Spanish Civil War, or Thames' The World at War which are like 10-20h each. There are also excellent documentaries by David Attenborough like Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life, or Aubrey Manning's Earth Story.

If you're not into documentaries, a TV series like Fawlty Towers, The Office (UK version), Cracker or Twin Peaks gets the job done as well.

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Originally Posted by 17daysolderthannes

Girls (hot ones, anyway) treat men worse than used toilet paper.

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Maybe you should consider shifting your focus towards those that are less hot by your definition ?

What's this? 17days is still generalizing about woman in ways too juvenile to comprehend?

The generally tame Mac thread gets locked for 'being stupid' in an off topic forum, and this one's still going?!

Yeah, today it was really hard to work being sick but i got threw it, i change oil at a chevy dealer for minimum wage, it sucks. ive been trying to drink alot of tea and i had KFC after i got home from work. Also being in a small town of 13,000 makes it hard to find girls. as far as tv goes, i really wanna watch more dr who, i watched the first 3 seasons with my friend this weekend the one that got me sick but i don't know where to find them and BBC wont stream episodes to the US. the only thing good about today so far is my car shut off its service engine soon light lulz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bittorent is what I use for the stuff I don't have or can't find on DVD.

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Yeah, today it was really hard to work being sick but i got threw it, i change oil at a chevy dealer for minimum wage, it sucks. ive been trying to drink alot of tea and i had KFC after i got home from work. Also being in a small town of 13,000 makes it hard to find girls. as far as tv goes, i really wanna watch more dr who, i watched the first 3 seasons with my friend this weekend the one that got me sick but i don't know where to find them and BBC wont stream episodes to the US. the only thing good about today so far is my car shut off its service engine soon light lulz.

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I'd say three things.

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1.) Be comfortable with yourself. If you're not, why would anyone else be?

2.) Stop caring. If you're out there trying to force a situation, it'll most likely not happen.

3.) Go out, and socialize. If you do the two above things, you should be okay.

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The best thing you can do for love is to let it find you and not look for it.

Or you'll just get frustrated and fed up, you can't force these things.

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What's this? 17days is still generalizing about woman in ways too juvenile to comprehend?

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You expected something else?

I always noticed that when you don't have a girl you cant find one, And yet when you have a girl all the rest of the girls are interested as well.....

Get with any old girl you don't care about and watch the rest show there interest :) I think its something to do with girls being evil and they can smell territory markings.

I broke up with mine at the weekend after throwing my iPhone threw her plasma, she says i suffer from 'Passive Aggressive' F**k knows who made her a doctor. Anyway that was a waste of 4 years for me.

Did you say it wasn't about the sex? Devon, make no mistake about it, it's always about the sex. Anything less is unacceptable.

Post a picture of yourself so we can critique your image.

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Did you say it wasn't about the sex? Devon, make no mistake about it, it's always about the sex. Anything less is unacceptable.

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If he masturbates enough, It wont be about the sex ;)

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Post a picture of yourself so we can critique your image.

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When did Sega-16 turn into eHarmony?

lol, that's great. Devon seems to be feeling bad enough right now where SEX doesn't matter. Someone get this kid to the Emergency Room ASAP!

I don't understand why "hot" girls are so sought after. They all look the same to me, all have the same personalities, only like assholes, are generally bitchy and unintelligent, and have absolutely nothing in common with men as a whole. I'm holding out for a nerdy chick, because they're the only women I've been able to have a conversation with, outside of lesbians.

I understand it. I just wish people would give the smack down to the stupid hot girls when they need it. They actually might develop some character.

I dated a chick who dumped me because she wanted a half black kid. I think she cheated on me, and is now married to guy I think she cheated on me with. Took a while to get over as it was my first relationship and sex partner, but really for the best. Had a lot of issues and she has read this forum, but like she gives a fuck about me anymore, so I don't give a fuck anymore. Her ex boyfriend, the last I knew was her best friend - stay the fuck away if that's the case. She had a lot of personal issues sure, but didn't want to get help.

I dated a 27 year old for like a month who was a huge WoW fan, but it got in the way of her womanly responsibilities - and no I am not talking about sex, but she was hornier than me fwiw.

Now I am talking to a girl with two kids, and it's going good - been told I should stay away from what people tell me, but there's no drama like the first. Maybe there is some with the baby daddy other than minor custody and child support arrangements, and that's the only time she deals with him, so meh. Things are going pretty good and the kids are well behaved and fun to be around, plus she is a good person so it is working out here.

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I dated a chick who dumped me because she wanted a half black kid. I think she cheated on me, and is now married to guy I think she cheated on me with. Took a while to get over as it was my first relationship and sex partner, but really for the best. Had a lot of issues and she has read this forum, but like she gives a fuck about me anymore, so I don't give a fuck anymore. Her ex boyfriend, the last I knew was her best friend - stay the fuck away if that's the case. She had a lot of personal issues sure, but didn't want to get help.

I dated a 27 year old for like a month who was a huge WoW fan, but it got in the way of her womanly responsibilities - and no I am not talking about sex, but she was hornier than me fwiw.

Now I am talking to a girl with two kids, and it's going good - been told I should stay away from what people tell me, but there's no drama like the first. Maybe there is some with the baby daddy other than minor custody and child support arrangements, and that's the only time she deals with him, so meh. Things are going pretty good and the kids are well behaved and fun to be around, plus she is a good person so it is working out here.

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i feel for you with the first girl treating you bad, at least your latest one is working out.

I felt bad for myself, but really... you don't need to. Thanks anyway. She had a lot of personal issues that she refused to get helped, and she knew she needed to get help and what to do, but I couldn't make her do anything. I got duped quite a bit, like she wouldn't come on base to see me, or drive up to see me, yet those sort of things but she would for him right as they met, those sort of things. She talked about how she didn't want people to pocket BAH and it upset her like it matters to her when it don't, but she told me her now husband did, and it was OK then. Whatever... My dad met her a few weeks before she dumped me, although he lives a good distance away and said she was very unsettled when he met her, and he was right. I don't have her contact information anymore, and if I was to contact her, it would be kind of creepy in a way. Only regret was that I was still attracted to her after I got duped, but the first one always dies hard.

The last time it bothered me was a couple of weeks ago when I got settled in my new apartment, because I wondered if things would be different as I was living on base, and he was a roommate with some coworkers in an apt somewhere. But I will say I learned a lot about what I want in a relationship, and that wasn't it. There where good times, but all that remains is memories and ghosts... I talked it over with a friend, thought it out and went for a nice drive with some good music and all was well. And then realized it wouldn't have worked out, and was glad I wasn't stuck with her.

We'd be good friends had we never dated, and we tried after she dumped me, but after knowing I got duped like I did...why bother? and I regret doing it as it was stupid.

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Originally Posted by Christuserloeser

If you're not into documentaries, a TV series like Fawlty Towers, The Office (UK version), Cracker or Twin Peaks gets the job done as well.

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Yeah, definitely a show like these are best as an escape for a bit. Let yourself get a bit detached (but not TOO detached) from reality. The Mighty Boosh is a wonderful example.

Again, my advice is to not... dwell on it too much, I think I wanna say. Like I said before, just focus on yourself for a while. It really does help.

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Originally Posted by Iron Lizard

I understand it.

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Will you explain it to me?

I haven't really been in a relationship yet, and threads like this almost make me thankful.

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I dated a 27 year old for like a month who was a huge WoW fan, but it got in the way of her womanly responsibilities - and no I am not talking about sex

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You mean hygiene? That's something I wouldn't have trouble believing of a WoW player.

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I haven't really been in a relationship yet, and threads like this almost make me thankful.

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It definitely isn't all flowers and sunshine.

You really need to know yourself before you can commit to someone else past any kind of general dating. That being said, dating can be a lot of fun, because those early days are when the relationship is at it's most exciting. The deep, really fulfilling stuff requires a large amount of hard work and dedication, and more importantly, compromise. Biologically I sometimes doubt if people are really meant to stay together at all. If we all lived in the woods, I could see the process:

1. Meet, smell each other, kiss.
2. If you don't immediately repel eachother, you have sex.
3. You continue to have sex, and now the female is pregnant. Because that first year together contains so much exploration, so much fun, you stick around and murder a bear with your bare hands to feed the woman while she relaxes.
4. Woman has baby. Now you are genetically inclined to take care of baby with woman. Maybe more babies come. You feel inclined to feed woman and babies.
5. Other woman is seen hiding in a bush. You have sex with her. Babies are older and can take care of themselves now, so you don't care.
6. Repeat until killed by angrier, bigger male who wants your wife, and wouldn't mind eating your children.

Of course, once they invented movie theaters and the back seat of cars, everything changed. Now it's marginally more complicated. :)

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Originally Posted by Why-Disciple

Will you explain it to me?

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LOL. No one is exactly the same.

Not all guys care about intelligence. I knew one scumbag who exclusively dated dumb but hot girls. He got what he wanted. I never forget one of his his girlfriends saying something completely retarded and him looking over and saying "Isn't she cute". It was so bad

Some people, I hate to say it myself included, can suddenly forget about how dumb a girl is when they realize they have a chance. I was a little older at the University here. If I wasn't married I am sure I would have got into lots of trouble with girls like that. It was so easy.

My brother is good example. He is dating a smoking hot , and I mean Rusty's standard for smoking hot, Filipino girl. While she isn't dumb she is totally nuts. She dumps him when ever she gets the smallest amount of bad news. This happens like clock work. Why does he keep coming back? She puts out and like crazy. That can go a long way for some.

I prefer intelligence with some sort uniqueness, and the looks. Those are hard to find.