This evil creature must be banished from our earth

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The Brown Stink Bug. AKA Evil from China. If this stupid thing is NOT a reason to declare nuclear war on the Peoples Fake Republic of China I do not know what is.
The east cost of the USA is being attacked by these monstrosities. They fly like drunk kamikazes, they find their way into your home through any crack, they are ugly, the damage crops, they attack you in your sleep.

Pretty much the current plague. There are hundreds of these things outside.
The worst thing-nothing eats them locally. Nothing.
They continue to reproduce.
They will soon enough outnumber any other bug.

The media and government is ignoring the issue. They don't want to spend the $$$ to stop this upcoming plague. Year after year the population continues to rise. It is the worst now. They want in our homes for the winter. They want to destroy our crops. They want to attack us, the human.
I would rather freeze, and wear my winter gear indoors.

The Preying Mantis is seen as holy in much of Asia, I can see why. They eat the Stink Bug, but they are nearly extinct here.

I am thinking about moving to Siberia. I am looking on Aeroflots website now for the price on a direct flight to novosibirsk.

I'm sure it has a natural predator out there somewhere. It's just a matter of time before it gets figured out what eats it; A bird or something, most likely.

I hate those darn stink bugs. Kill'em all!

Thank goodness I live in North Dakota. Those bastards couldn't survive our 8-month long winters if they managed to make their way here. Unless they are highly resistant to the cold, then we're all fucked.

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The Preying Mantis.

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Predator found. In all seriousness, they're a part of the food chain and they will be consumed as they have been destined to.

Where are these things infesting right now anyway? Southern USA? Canada is probably too far north for those things to care about infecting... I feel for you guys who have to put up with these bugs anyway. Mosquitoes are a constant problem in the summer where I live. Thank goodness for cold ass winter.

I remember about 15 years ago, around here the uncontrollable pest was Japanese Beetles.

But now its the flying koala horde.

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Where are these things infesting right now anyway? Southern USA? Canada is probably too far north for those things to care about infecting... I feel for you guys who have to put up with these bugs anyway. Mosquitoes are a constant problem in the summer where I live. Thank goodness for cold ass winter.

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there in PA, but mostly during the summer, they start dying off here when fall starts.

I've seen these things occasionally in Canada. I kill'em when I see them, they're not that common though, not anymore. Our winters are decently hard.

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I am thinking about moving to Siberia. I am looking on Aeroflots website now for the price on a direct flight to novosibirsk.

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Where do you live?

People, when I am President of the United States, I promise to destroy the Brown Stink Bug and maybe even China itself.

VOTE SMITH!

You have my Vote Mr Smith :ok:

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I remember about 15 years ago, around here the uncontrollable pest was Japanese Beetles.

But now its the flying koala horde.

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Dang koalas and their sinister agendas...

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I'm up to you, pal!

i thought you where talking about beef jerky man

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i thought you where talking about beef jerky man

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hahahahaha :lol:


Regarding the stinkers, we have them too, but not too many of them... but we have different varieties of those, like green ones and green and brown patterned ones....

All of them have two things in common :
*They stink
*They taste BAD (I have accidently bit some when eating strawberries... the green kind loves strawberries)

Urgh, those, I've encountered plenty of the orange ones with dark spots on their back, I've removed them off citrus trees many a time so they didn't kill the plant.

I just came home. 5 more have just spontaneously appeared. One flew at me in a stupid fashion, and missed the target.

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It appears this thread has cursed me. Just today, after I thought I shut off all passageways through which they were getting in, I had to kill 2 of the bastards who seemed to come from nowhere.

How ironic is it that before I did that, I was enjoying a hearty Chinese take-out meal. Food should immigrate, bugs should not.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Phhh the US probably paid China to bring them over here...

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Phhh the US probably paid China to bring them over here...

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Are you kidding? We don't have that kind of money! China has most of it since we spent all our money at dollar stores and on fake rubber dog poop.

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i thought you where talking about beef jerky man

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I just need a SG-1000 and Japanese Saturn to summon Segata Sanshiro now. I doubt Segata could defeat the stink bugs however. The judo flip then explode would not be effective.
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I thought we were too until I noticed the picture of the :yuck:Stink Bug:yuck:, though maybe :yuck:Beef Jerky Man:yuck: Disguised himself as a Stink Bug

I live in Maryland and have noticed a lot of them lately. Didn't really give it too much of a thought until I read this thread.

JY

I don't see these things much around here, but I had one in my car yesterday so I opened my window while I was going ove the Second Narows Bridge and it flew out.

The pest that our region has been dealing with recently is the European Chafer Beatle. It first appeared in New Westminster in 2001 and has since spread throughout the Lower Mainland.
The Chafer Beatle lays it's eggs in lawns in July and starting around now predators such as skunks, racoons and crows start digging up lawns looking for the larvae to eat, sometimes destroying entire lawns in the process.
The dammage can be quite severe and since skunks and racoons generally come out at night, people don't see them and you can wake up in the morning to find a large section of your lawn completely torn up.