Thread of the year.
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Thread of the year.
if anyone cares masha is fine, the friction just ruptured a small hemorrhoid
Good to hear!
Next time use this or an equivalent:
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/KY_liquid.jpg
and...
http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condom.jpg
screw that, masha doesn't have aids and shes on the pill, no condoms for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio857
I'm still laughing, and I think this stuff is absolutely disgusting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio857
It’s natural:daze:Quote:
Originally Posted by sheath
That was a good one. We need to have thread of the year in December and do a vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio857
Sounds like she suffers from to much blast processing......
Seriously though, if you were able to get in immediately with no lube.....you either have a very tiny dick or she takes it up the ass quite a bit.......either way, sucks to be you....this is a rare exception where you need to pray you have a tiny dick because as someone stated earlier------ bloody anal sex is a surefire way to AIDS
well I got 6 and a half inches and she's not diseased so it rocks to be me.Quote:
Originally Posted by runback22
you don't need to rape a t-virus' infected zombie to expose yourself to a risk during "backdoor" penetration, AFAIK it's not safe because the intestine have his own bacterial flora, but penis is not supposed to deal with this kind of bacterial and you can contract some stuff (not aids of course!)Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkex
zombi anal?:daze:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yfrid
I called it.Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkex
Yep! I remember!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nunzio
Hmm... do we have a prize for calling hemorrhoid versus HIV? One of you photoshoppers ought to get to work.
yeah you said it was probably just that, guess you get more ass than me. this happen to you before?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nunzio