Proof that Super Nintendo created homosexuality
In 1991, the Super Nintendo was released in America. Notice how that prior to this, homosexuality was going DOWN (most likely due to SEGA Genesis converting queers into straights, which they all APPRECIATED). However, suddenly, in 1991, something changed... Homosexuality started going UP, RAPIDLY!!! Know what it was??? Super Nintendo was released. It started converting children and adults immediately into homosexuals.
http://blogs.poz.com/oriol/graph_attitudes.jpg
Proof! ^
So if you are gay right now, it is probably because you played a Super Nintendo. I suggest burning one if you still own it, then playing Genesis for 24 hours straight to become straight.

