"the genesis is better than the snes? are you crazy ??

Proof that Super Nintendo created homosexuality

In 1991, the Super Nintendo was released in America. Notice how that prior to this, homosexuality was going DOWN (most likely due to SEGA Genesis converting queers into straights, which they all APPRECIATED). However, suddenly, in 1991, something changed... Homosexuality started going UP, RAPIDLY!!! Know what it was??? Super Nintendo was released. It started converting children and adults immediately into homosexuals.

http://blogs.poz.com/oriol/graph_attitudes.jpg

Proof! ^

So if you are gay right now, it is probably because you played a Super Nintendo. I suggest burning one if you still own it, then playing Genesis for 24 hours straight to become straight.

I'mma cry because of you Damn it. Mr Mod, where are you?

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Originally Posted by Kogen

Proof that Super Nintendo created homosexuality

In 1991, the Super Nintendo was released in America. Notice how that prior to this, homosexuality was going DOWN (most likely due to SEGA Genesis converting queers into straights, which they all APPRECIATED). However, suddenly, in 1991, something changed... Homosexuality started going UP, RAPIDLY!!! Know what it was??? Super Nintendo was released. It started converting children and adults immediately into homosexuals.

http://blogs.poz.com/oriol/graph_attitudes.jpg

Proof! ^

So if you are gay right now, it is probably because you played a Super Nintendo. I suggest burning one if you still own it, then playing Genesis for 24 hours straight to become straight.

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Shit, you got me here.

I see no fault in Kogen's reasoning, thank god I didn't have a SNES growing up.

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I'mma cry because of you Damn it. Mr Mod, where are you?

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Going to get Mister Mod to beat up the mean SEGA man for telling the truth? How typical.


More facts on Super Nintendo:

• Super Nintendo controllers are so terrible that Atari sued Nintendo to not have them backwards compatible on the Atari 2600 (second best console ever made).
• Super Nintendo controllers are the lead causes of Carpel Tunnel Syndrome and Arthritis.
• Super Nintendo does not even have power and reset buttons, instead it has little sliders (cheaper to make). These WILL BREAK after 1-3 uses, then you have to use a screw driver to turn on your console.
• Super Nintendo has an eject button. I am not joking. Seriously, just look at it. This exists because Super Nintendo fans are too weak to pull out the cartridge (due to the controller destroying their joints).
• SEGA released the Power Base Converter in 1991 to compete with the Super Nintendo. It changed the Genesis into a weaker system with an 8-bit CPU, something SEGA thought would attract potential Super Nintendo fans. However, despite SEGA's best efforts in using 1985 technology, their Power Base Converter CPU was still stronger than the Super Nintendo's CPU. It was simply too fast for Super Nintendo fans whose tiny, dysfunctional brains were unable to see how fast everything was moving on screen.

you guys are just trolling the poor snes lol

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Originally Posted by Kamahl

The Alien Soldier weapon is system is terrible, an ultra fast action game with an unbearably slow and flow breaking weapon switch system. It's a design failure anyway you look at it.
Pressing the button + a direction to switch weapons would have been MUCH better. No break in flow, no need to shift your attention to see what weapon is going to be selected, no need to do multiple presses to get to the weapon you want.

Oh and talk about biased, you've never played on a SNES and you're only getting one to see just how better the megadrive is?
How about just enjoying it? It might not have as many or as good action games as the genesis but it still has quite a few fun ones.

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well i said it is OK. so i more or less agree with you. it is the same kind of issue I have with Hellfire. Best thing would be a 6 button mode where x y z, a, each select a given weapon. At least in Hellfire. In Contra Hard cops you would need another button for Mode I/ Mode II.

but all 3 games' gameplay is still awesome with these little flaws

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but all 3 games' gameplay is still awesome with these little flaws

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No denying that.

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Originally Posted by Kogen

Proof that Super Nintendo created homosexuality

In 1991, the Super Nintendo was released in America. Notice how that prior to this, homosexuality was going DOWN (most likely due to SEGA Genesis converting queers into straights, which they all APPRECIATED). However, suddenly, in 1991, something changed... Homosexuality started going UP, RAPIDLY!!! Know what it was??? Super Nintendo was released. It started converting children and adults immediately into homosexuals.

http://blogs.poz.com/oriol/graph_attitudes.jpg

Proof! ^

So if you are gay right now, it is probably because you played a Super Nintendo. I suggest burning one if you still own it, then playing Genesis for 24 hours straight to become straight.

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I'm probably going to get reams and reams of wall of text responses from this guy after I say this, no doubting mocking ever aspect of my persona and any of my previous posts, along with persistent troll attempts after this whilst also no doubt getting castigated for feeding a troll.

But this is an absolutely pathetic post, ratchet up the homophobia why don't you? Ban this cretin.

Any good Ninja games on the SNES? I can think of 3 great ones on the Genesis right off the top of my head. Nobody does Ninja's like Sega.

Ninja Warriors, Hagane, Ninja Gaiden Trilogy(which is technically 3 prettied up NES games), Legend of the Mystical Ninja, I think that's probably it though.

Honestly though Sega's Shinobi III is the only ninja game anyone should ever need. None of the SNES ninja games can touch it.

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Any good Ninja games on the SNES? I can think of 3 great ones on the Genesis right off the top of my head. Nobody does Ninja's like Sega.

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Hagane is the only really good ninja game on the SNES. It's no Shinobi 3 but it's still very good.

you forgot Cyber spin :)

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I'm probably going to get reams and reams of wall of text responses from this guy after I say this, no doubting mocking ever aspect of my persona and any of my previous posts, along with persistent troll attempts after this whilst also no doubt getting castigated for feeding a troll.

But this is an absolutely pathetic post, ratchet up the homophobia why don't you? Ban this cretin.

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Are you sure you don't mean fuck this cretin?

I always love the Orwelian Newspeakesque oxymoron, posing as a maxim, of "intolerance won't be tolerated!!!!!"

Fairy fascism? Puts a whole new spin on dungeons and dragons, eh?

And does this all mean that it would be homophobic to call you an SNES fanboy?

I'm so confused on that last part. Probably because I'm into both the SNES and Genesis. Yeah, I said it.

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Ninja Turtles count as Ninjas right? X3