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I've always loved that one.
You're the champion of light and goodness, yet you barge into people's homes without knocking, rifle through their stuff, and hock whatever you can't use. No one batted an eyelash.
You do that today, and you'll have one of Cyrodiil's finest on your ass!
That's absolutely true. One Argentinian gaming mag parodied that on some mini-comics they put on a Dragon Quest VIII strategy guide they made, with some more RPG stuff parodied/referenced too (turn-based combat and I think HP stuff)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clessy
Wasn't there a piece of back story that explained how it used to be something else before being used as a police station?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bastardcat
but yeah, a real police story like in RE2 Beta would have been better.
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Originally Posted by Tor Landeel
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/395995Quote:
Originally Posted by djshok
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDG2x3rOj_A
The 'ol scientifically implausible inventory is one of the oldest suspensions of disbelief in video game mechanics/story/plots. (especially for adventure games)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackal
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Originally Posted by Clessy
It's a bit funny that many (even very early) western Adventure games (possibly some RPGs too -not sure how the Ultima games handle that) punish/prevent you from doing immoral things like that. I know Infocom games do that, and I think many of the Sierra and Lucas Film/Arts games do too. (or if you DO steal things, there's usually some comical excuse made for doing so -Telltale does the same thing with its current adventure games ;))Quote:
Originally Posted by Bastardcat
I always found it amusing how on RPG games you just barge into everyones houses like it's perfectly fine
RE4's merchant. How the heck...What is he? Why does he have an Australian accent? We're in some backwater town in Spain.
The RE4 merchant is like that guy who tells little kids to get the fuck off his ice, and to not look at him when he's talking to them.
The Techno Drome was designed for style over functionality...to the extreme degree they forgot to include a kitchen. Hence the footclan are forced to order in, and after so many encounters with the Ninja Turtles their pizza curiosity inevitably got the better of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by djshok
More TMNT stupidity = falling into the sewers hurts the turtles.
RPG nonsense = the all time winner here is why every monster's carrying around its weight in gold. Kill a snake, go buy yourself a sword. Kill an ogre that can't afford to equip itself with anything better than a club, go buy yourself some platemail. Hmmm...
Nor are any "heroes" ever decent folk, they're all rampaging lunatics. Let's go wander the byeways in hope some brigands attack us so we can take their petty weapons. Let's go wander a marsh and fight some ghosts so we can improve at fighting ghosts, which will make us better people all round. Let's go "fight" some squirrels, bunnies, and deer, because when we have armour, axes, spells, potions, maybe even guns and bombs it's totally fair and makes eversomuch sense getting experience for.
I wonder how come Solid Snake can eat all that stuff and never have to crap.
He can puke that, though (on MGS3, at least)Quote:
Originally Posted by old man
He doesn't crap because he'd get crud all over his secret stash of cigs.Quote:
Originally Posted by old man
According to that Al Qaeda cartoon on South Park, Americans love to crap. So maybe he's Canadian.Quote:
Originally Posted by old man