Would You Rather...

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would you rather play Gunstar Heroes or Alien Soldier?

Gunstar Heroes. / Reality tv or foot in the tv?

foot in the tv (unless it's a documentary and no melodrama queens).

Q: Punch a prissy nerd in the dick or have the Rock do it for you?

I'll do it.

Would you rather hire Cellino & Barnes, or some other lawyer?

some other lawyer

Q: Would you rather read a fantasy book or play a 16 bit RPG?

Play a 16-bit RPG.

Would you rather play a 8-bit RPG, or an 8-bit Shmup?

8-bit RPG

Q: Dragon Warrior (1) or Final Fantasy (1)?

Final Fantasy.

Would you rather play Ys II, or Ys IV?

Ys II

would you rather play Wonder Boy in Monster World or Monster World IV?

Monster World IV

Would you rather drink Newcastle Brown Ale or Guinness ?

Newcastle Brown Ale

would you rather drink a big brand name beer (budweiser, Miller, Coors, Etc) or a Micro Brewed Beer?

Micro, but if I want a ton of beer for cheap then I'll go with the name brand.

Would you rather rake leaves or shovel snow ?

[edit] Ninja'd

Shovel Snow

@ Jesse
Established brand. Somehow, I've yet to shake-off the feeling of boutique shop prissiness whenever I drink indy brews. *shivers* :?

Q: same question (Jesse's beer question)

Estabilished brands, except Budweiser. It tastes like water to me...

Q:Same question

Neither, I don't drink alcohol.

Would you rather do the splits, or split a log into with your hand?

A stretch can be good so no axe substing.

Would you rather buy Intel or AMD CPU when both cost same ?

Whichever performs better! / Convert your movies to digital format or buy loads of the same movie?

Convert to digital

Would you rather eat french fries or onion rings ?

Onion rings.

Would you rather make a quick reply, or a slow reply?

Quick

Would you rather eat a bag of chips or a bag of doritos ?

Chips! http://tinyurl.com/76l8qkk/ Same question.

A bag of Doritos, I hate chips.

Would you rather bottle up your anger, or beat someone to death?

A: Beat someone but thats really not me

Q: Would you rather use a laptop or a desktop ?

Desktop, as a laptop of the same specs will never be as powerful as the desktop.

Would you rather dig a tunnel in the snow, or in the ground?

Snow

Would you rather have the ability to morph into a wolf or a bat ?

Bat; fly anywhere you want. / Be a ninja or a pirate?

Ninja because they have cooler weapons.

Would you rather wield nunchucks or sais if you were a ninja ?

Ninja.

@DarkDragon = Sais.

Would you rather be a G.I, or a Medieval Swordfighter?

Medieval Swordfighter

would you rather be a Ninja Turtle or a Battle Toad?

Ninja Turtle.

Would you rather be Mickey Mouse, or Donald Duck?

Donald Duck

would you rather be Ryu Hayabusa or Joe Musashi?

Joe Musashi

Q: Would you rather have a Shinobi RPG or a Muramasa sequel?

Shinobi RPG.

Would you rather pull your teeth out, or have someone punch them out?

Pull my teeth out (I pulled most of my own teeth growing-up anyways).

Q: Would you rather read J.R.R. Tolkien or Michael Crichton?

Tolkien. / Same question.

Michael Crichton

Would you rather read a book the old fashioned way or the modern way(electronically) ?

old fashioned way

would you rather get your news from the internet or TV or Magazines & Newspapers?

Internet.

Would you rather grow apples, or potatoes?

Apples. / Genesis or Mega Drive?

Genesis, because that's the name I grew up with.

Hucards, or Turbochips?