This equation is the truth. Although if we're doing video game mathematics then:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamahl
Everything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baby Mario
Am I still the only one hating Sherry from Resident Evil 2? Shame on you people.
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This equation is the truth. Although if we're doing video game mathematics then:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamahl
Everything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baby Mario
Am I still the only one hating Sherry from Resident Evil 2? Shame on you people.
Wrong, the wise Raul Julia gave me this stomach bug so I can pay for the sins of all retarded Alex Kidd fans everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by eddiespruce
/poking fun at religion :p :D ;)
Here's another character that sucks, pun intended:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IauPPCv1x4I
Just admit that Alex Kidd is cool. At least explain to me what you don't like about the character.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guntz
He's a hellspawn, born from the carcass of a dead chimpanzee that was raped during a lunar eclipse by Disco Stu and an elvis impersonator.Quote:
Originally Posted by eddiespruce
Yeah right. C'mon, there so many characters that are miles worse, baby mario for example. I'll never understand the Alex Kidd hate, as a matter of fact, if the hate keeps up, I'm going to create a "Temple of Alex Kidd"! And you don't want me to do that, so just give in to his coolness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamahl
Think about it, Sonic is cool because he can run really fast, but that's all he can do. Alex Kidd has enormous strength that you never expect from someone of his stature. He can bust walls apart with his fists, or even Sonic's brains if he wanted to!
So, as you can see, Alex Kidd is much more than meets the eye. Don't always judge a book by the cover.:)
You just answered your own question, it's the cover in this case that really sucks :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by eddiespruce
Japanese Alex Kidd I can tolerate, it's this guy I can't stand: http://tinyurl.com/7qbzykp
Yeah, they really screwed up with that cover.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackal
Funny, US and JP Alex Kidd look much the same in terms of bland and horribly irritating character design. Having a little kid with "side burns" (which are really just head hair, that is sickeningly pretentious), slippery game physics, only major gimmick being vehicles and a name that is absolutely stupid, is NOT my idea of a good game.
Man, if I could grow full lamb chops I would have them already.
Not really, she's the nominal star of the third (and I obviously couldn't include the retarded ape in the diaper, he'd be too easy) and functionally the star of the 2nd game--I beat the 2nd game and barely remember using Diddy at all, plus her floating ability makes her better for hunting secrets. Donkey Kong is of course only in the first game.Quote:
Originally Posted by QuickSciFi
Then you need your vision checked.Quote:
Other than that, every single one of those characters is the opposite of lame. They're all cool in my eyes.
Taken on its own this comment is rather queer. I thought you were dreaming of some sort of meat tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheath
@ baby mario = he's not a main character, I thought the choices made that clear but evidently Dixie caused some confusion. He's not even a character at all, he's like some electronically squeaking ball that Yoshi, Nintendo's green version of an inbred poodle, continues to lose stage after whiny stage. That's why he's not on the list.
For those unfamiliar with Super Magnetic Neo the game is widely well regarded, just look up some scores. And I doubt eddiespruce's description of him could be bettered. He also runs like a transvestite and ceaselessly yelps.
I always thought Alex Kidd was supposed to be some sort of anthropomorphic monkey...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ntedCastle.png
Regardless of what he is, he's one ugly-ass character. He looks like he should be some crappy, one-hit kill enemy in the first level of a mediocre sidescorller.
Here we go again with your "slippery game physics". Just because it doesn't control exactly like NES super mario, doesn't mean it's a bad game, or maybe you need to clean your Master System controller.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guntz
And sideburns are awesome, I guess you can't grow any because you're still a little boy.:p
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Originally Posted by sheath