A very special email I've recieved.
Dear Friend,
I am Prince Fayad Musa H. Bolkiah, the eldest son of Prince Jefri
Bolkiah,
former Finance Minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the
Gulf
Island of Borneo.
I will save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family
history,
which has already been disseminated by the international media during
the
controversial dispute that erupted between my father and his
stepbrother,
the sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah. As you may know from
the
international media, the sultan had accused my father of financial
mismanagement and impropriety of US$14.8 billion dollars.
This was as a result of the Asian financial crisis that made my fathers
company Amedeo Development Company and government owned Brunei
Investment
Company to be declared bankrupt during his tenure in office. However my
father was kept under house arrest, his bank accounts and private
properties including a crude oil export refinery were later confiscated
by
the sultanate. Furthermore during this unfortunate period, I was
advised
to evacuate my immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further
prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives, but before I
could do that I was placed under house arrest after a little gun fight
by
the Sultans security men and I had no access to phone, but I have a
laptop
from which I am sending you this mail. Some of the guards here are
still
loyal to me.
Before my Incaseration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Four
hundred
and twenty Million United States Dollars (US$420,000,000.00) in cash
with
the assistance of a foreign diplomat who now resides in Europe.
The money has now been deposited as valuables into different private
security and trust company for safe keeping abroad. The money was split
and kept in the following countries in this proportion: US$50 Million
is
in London, US$160 Million is in china, US$40 Million is in Thailand, US
$170 Million in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
Please if you know you can assist in claiming and investing it in real
estate/property to guarantee the future survival of my family, contact
me
fast so that I'll give you contact information of the security company
in
Europe and other parts of the world where the funds are deposited. For
your assistance i will compensate you with 25% of the total sum and
another 5% shall be set aside to defray any expenses that may arise.
Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust
while looking forward to your prompt response towards a swift
conclusion
of this business transaction through my email address as follows:
fmbolkiah@bk.ru
Thanks & May Allah's blessing remain with you.
I remain yours sincerely,
Prince Fayad Musa H. Bolkiah
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I know it's a fake, but I can't help but feel a sense of responsibility to really fuck with this guy in someway. I need ideas. I know about having them send pics of themselves holding signs saying "I'm a dick!" or some other such things, but I need something new.
