That you used to play on a defunct internet gaming service and owned a game. Bravo.
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No, I figured you just copy pasted it from some obscure and stupid AVGN copycat blog.
Gads, I disagree with almost all of these. Last Battle is on the list but not Street Smart of Slaughter Sport? Barney's Hide N Seek is a competent kid's game too. Ballz is Ballz, hate it or ignore it. Batman Forever sucks though.
Poor old Mr Sega, he's only been a member for a little while and already he's seemingly become a pariah :shock:
I liked last battle. Far from worst Genesis game. With nothing to compare it to you couldn't have known what you were missing at the time. And I've beat it multiple times. It's strictly average.
I don't get how people can say the games "suck" or are "horrible games" or "worst game ever made".
I for one see redeeming factors in just about any game, I can't really find a game I think is THAT bad.
On the SNES I think at least the game that brought me the least joy was "Lagoon", very mediocre RPG game,
as I'm generally not that big into RPGs this didn't really go well for me. Dull graphics, rather mediocre music, slow and boring gameplay.
At least the intro tune was pretty good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mqVrKTFCwc
On the Gen/MD I'd say the game(s) that really didn't work too well on my list is just about all the sports games that carry some celebrity name,
Never was a big fan of sports games that take themselves too seriously (Kunio-kun series is a good example of fun sports games in my book).
But I can't really hate a game knowing how much effort people have spent programming and making graphics and music for it,
so at least I try to find some good in them.
Um...no, there's a lot wrong here.
-I am stunned to read that, of all the hundreds of SNES games ever released, only five of them were crapfests. That's a really amazing hit ratio, if you think about it. And if you didn't, y'know, pull it out of your ass.
-Revolution X was the last arcade conversion on the SNES?...um. Yeah, I got nothing on that one.
-I'm really shocked to see that Ballz was developed by Sega of America. Especially seeing as it came out on the SNES and the 3DO as well...amazing to think that during the console war, Sega reached out across no man's land and threw the big N a bone in the shape of a fighting title with balls in it. Of course, it would be amazing if it happened, which it did not. I think you'll find it was developed by PF Magic and published by Accolade - one simple look at Wikipedia would have confirmed this.
-The "Last Battle" section is just nonsensical. How could you even say that Hokuto no Ken is a better game? It's the exact same game, only it has a different story and blood in it. And what's all this shit about passwords?...clearly, you haven't actually played Hokuto no Ken for the Mega Drive, otherwise you'd know that, much like Last Battle, there are no passwords and you only get one life. Again: It's the exact same game. Same enemies, same levels, same bosses, same same same.
-Barney's Hide N' Seek is a kid's game. What did you expect, freaking Mega Man? Seriously, come on.
-You have nothing to actually say about Shaq-Fu except "SHAQ IN A FIGHTING GAME WTF BRO". I wonder why...AND what you say is, again, flat-out wrong. Shaq-Fu on the SNES doesn't have a versus mode? Jesus christ - it's right there in the god-damn title screen. Again, perhaps actually playing the game would help.
-At least your Batman Forever write-up doesn't have any comical factual errors in it. Not that it isn't terrible, but at least that's something. Even if it seems thoroughly pointless to stick a multi-platform title that's not a whole lot different from the SNES version at the top of a platform-specific list.
In short...yeah. It's not even obvious troll-bait - it's just really, really freaking bad.
I mean last time I checked Last Battle was fun :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQDWNBE_Yrs
When I did those bottom 20 videos, Slaughter Sport JUST missed out on my bottom 5. I think I'd change that now - it'd have to go in there for me. Games like Street Smart are just really freaking dull...Slaughter Sport is a thoroughly unplayable fighting game that felt years out of date even back then. Mind you, it did give me my avatar...if I ever decide to rip off Game Center CX wholesale for a Youtube series, Mondu the Fat is going to replace the king.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheath
Actually, there's one game in my bottom five that wouldn't even be in my bottom 20 now...weirdly, I've almost grown a soft spot for Ultraman. I still think the idea's thoroughly irritating and it's not a good game by any means, but it's sort of endearing.
I'm going to take a stab at this and just go with the typical, haven't played the game much so it must suck mentality.
Battle Squadron
Stormlord
Trampoline Terror
Battlemaster
Dark Castle
That isn't even getting into the later gen though, I'd have a hard time choosing the actual bottom five looking at the total library. Licensed games make my skin crawl.