No I meant the Nintendo wii peddler job.
Jeez.:?
No I meant the Nintendo wii peddler job.
Jeez.:?
That's pretty graphic man, what about the kids?
I think we should spread some positive around. We all seem to be dwelling in a negative realm as of late.
You think you can play "Mario Party 37" or "Mario Kart 18" on a 360 or PS3?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lan Di
Hells no! You need a Wii U!
<salesman> What, no 3DS? If you're even considering the WiiU, then you absolutely must buy one of those!Quote:
Originally Posted by KitsuneNight
</saleman>
Seriously though, there's a much better argument for getting a 3DS at this point . .. WiiU is still untested by far.
Hmm, on that note, it might have been better (and neat in general) if Nintendo had paired up 3DS connectivity with Wii U rather than that costly gamepad. Kind of taking the weak attempt with the GBA on the GC and going a lot further with it. Then one more reason to buy the 3DS, no massive mark-up to the base Wii U hardware cost, and more flexibility over having additional wiiU gamepads.
Main downsides (going by the existing 3DS form factor) would be lower res smaller screen and more limited controls, but it's still pretty close and with other advantages for sure. (including the whole 3D screen thing -imagine that combined with the WiiU's other gimmicks)
Sorry, try 999. :p And it's rupees.Quote:
how many rupees is wii U ?
i got 200 ruppees burning a hole in my sack !
999 rupees ?!
scandalous !
In addition to that, you get Pokemon Stadium 25 and Mario Tennis 15, more Wii Play 5 please!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
"Don't buy this shit. It sucks. nintendo is for babies. Spend that $300 on $300-worth of awesome sega games instead. I quit this job - trying to sell Nintendo crap is stupid. Let's go smoke cigarettes."
^My pitch.
I knew people wouldn't take this seriously... but hey! Anything for a good laugh. But seriously...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lan Di
That all depends on the age...
35+ demographic
"Ever play games and your wife nags you that her favorite show is on? Get a Wii U to play on gamepad only. That way you can sit in the living room and she will won't think you're avoiding her, but you still get to kill some 12 year olds on COD!"
SOLD! Even though I'm 33... This was my main reason for getting one. Playing Xbox 360 style games and not having to wait for the kids to go to bed or make my wife have to sit and watch me play COD. That plus I love playing Mario with the kids. We all enjoy Nintendoland, Mario, Rayman Demo... It's all great! Can't wait for Mario Kart 8. Mario Kart 7 WAS the reason I got a 3DS. And still play it. But Mario Kart HD??? Hellz Yeah!!
15 - 35 demographic
"Hey man... You play Call of Duty ? What's your biggest pet peeve playing that game? Oh can't see the full map without pressing the start button? I hate that too! Well, on Wii U, the gamepad shows the full size map all the time! And you can continue playing the game on the gamepad only if someone else wants to watch TV, or even if YOU want to watch TV at the same time. Oh... You hate split screen when your friend comes over? Well Wii U fixes that issue too. One person plays on TV while the other plays on the Gamepad. You can't do that on Xbox or PS3!"
SOLD! ( My brother-in-law was playing COD on Xbox yesterday and I sold him and his girlfriend on getting a Wii U. We were all hanging out at his house. (My wife, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, his girlfriend) and MAN was the Mother-in-Law bored watching her (28 year old) son play COD. And I was too actually. Basically the fake conversation above is what I had with him. And I think he's going to go get one.
8 - 14 Demographic
"Hey kid! Have you seen this Nintendoland? Check out all cool minigames. And you can have up to 5 players. The best one is the Luigi Mansion one where one person is the ghost on the gamepad, and the 4 players on the TV have to find the ghost. Looks like fun doesn't it?"
SOLD!
2 - 7 Demographic
"Tell your mom that you will love her forever if she buys you the Wii U. Make sure it has the U on it, otherwise the games will look like crap on your big TV."
SOLD!
What's odd is that the 3rd pic, is that its not Japanese.Quote:
Originally Posted by old man
what in the name of a...err god is that prostate exam thing ?!
i hope against hope that its not real
Teledildonics is an actual scientific disciplineQuote:
Originally Posted by KitsuneNight
There's also a Japanese Arcade game where you stick your finger inside what's supposed to a woman's sphincter.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSonicRetard
I'm DEAD serious.
http://picardfacepalm.com/picard-facepalm-hotlink.jpg
words fail me
What do you do if the person has no interest in COD or the like?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrbigreddog