A Way To Salvage Sonic's Friends?

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Originally Posted by Gogogadget

4. Early 90s 'cool' dialogue.
5. A silly storyline that probably makes absolutely no sense.
6. Make it as hard as possible to actually just play the game, either include coins to open levels, or make you complete 'optional' challenges to unlock bosses.

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7. Think of random ideas that have nothing to do with Sonic (like weapons, werewolves, etc) and add them. How about, a Ninja Sonic? Or Sonic driving a flying saucer? Or a robot suit? Or a singing Sonic who kills his enemies with the power of sound (his awful voice actually). Oh wait, i know.. how about a taco... that craps ice cream?

8. Add melodrama and romance and take the story seriously. Make an epic story about love, betrayal, the power of friendship and believing in yourself and other lame things.

9. More bestiality. I have a thing about big headed cartoony animals having their way with doll-faced Final Fantasy characters.

I for one demand the SatAM crew to be featured in at least one more game.
This is my one and only demand because they don't get quite enough coverage.

(I mean a minor cameo in Spinball? C'MON!)

They have the longest running/still running monthly comic book based on a video game dedicated to them. I think they have enough coverage.

And honestly it's just one big furry soap opera and a game starring them would be awful because you just know they'd get Archie Comics involved.

There's a SatAM comic?

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Originally Posted by Blades

There's a SatAM comic?

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No, there's a long running comic with characters from it, but the two differ in style and approach. SatAM was dark and deep, Archie's comic was light and goofy.

Sonic started his downward spiral in Sonic 2 when they introduced Tails, a completely unnecessary and unwelcome character. Tails' presence makes me feel like a babysitter. I think you need to be a pedophile in order to take a liking to Tails. ALL of Sonic's friends need to go away forever, Tails included. And they need to do it retroactively... go back in time and erase all friend code from every single Sonic game. Except Sonic 1 because there are no friends in that one. Thus it remains the best Sonic game ever, and it's still only mediocre.

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Originally Posted by Cornholio857

This. Thankfully the last game we saw "Sonic's Shitty Friends" in was Generations (IIRC). Thank God.

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Thankfully? Sonic Generations is the latest game of the franchise. How is that something to be thankful about?

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Originally Posted by Alexrd

Thankfully? Sonic Generations is the latest game of the franchise. How is that something to be thankful about?

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Maybe because they didn't have crap gameplay, or ANY AT ALL for that matter? Apparently, Lost World won't have much in the way of friends.

They should make a game like Deer Hunter with sonic friends.

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Originally Posted by old man

They should make a game like Deer Hunter with sonic friends.

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Too funny.

I bought Sonic Racing for PS3 the other day (it was very cheap) and I bought it because I didn't have any racing games for PS3 and because I hoped it would be like Sonic Drift.

But alas, Shadow is there with his motorcycle, and my little 5 year old cousin was all like "I LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE IS BLACK AND RIDES A MOTORCYCLE"

Yeah.. Sonic is dead to me.

Sonic Lost World has a multiplayer mode with not only the Sonic recolors from Colors, but also Omochao in his playable debut and an array of non-sentient drones. Could this be a start of Tails and Knuckles's return, or just showing they don't want them playable? Also, no new friends for now.

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