I've always found nerdy pickup lines funny. Put yours in this thread. I'll start: Hey girl, you're like a PC engine; small and cute, but with powerful hardware.
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I've always found nerdy pickup lines funny. Put yours in this thread. I'll start: Hey girl, you're like a PC engine; small and cute, but with powerful hardware.
My floppy drive just went solid state
Hey girl, I'll be the SEGA Genesis and you'll be the SEGA CD. Let's practice docking procedure and make something awesome! <3
Those are pretty good. I don't know any nerdy ones but, my go to line is "do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long". It has never worked by the way.
"Wanna play Black Hole Assault"?
hey gurrl are your legs tired
cause you been runnin' through my mind ALL DAY
like sonic the hedgehog
wait not the new one he's all like
wait come back
You say this like there was a pick-up line that wasn't nerdy.
"Hi, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Was your daddy a meat burglar?
I ask because it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.
Hey baby, why you hanging out with those Nintendo nerds? I got an MVS cabinet at home with a loooooooot of carts!
You set my 68000 heart on fire!
Wow! Shit, that one would get me, and I'm not even a lady.Quote:
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You plus me minus those clothes, divide those legs and multiply.
This is just too beautiful.Quote:
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True words of a poet.
MEGASHOCK!LOVESHOCK!SEXSHOCK!Quote:
Originally Posted by superandroidtron