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Sup,
Since this is off-topic, I'm calling all men to come together and form the one guide, the guide to rule all
THE GUIDE....TO MANLINESS
Everyone should contribute one little nugget of information on how to be a succesful man.
Starting 3...2...1...
Buy Commando on DVD. It is by far the most manly movie ever made!
On DVD Definitely, Because DVD is oh-so-much more manly than VHS.
lol Blades
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I'm trying to make a list but I'm not having much luck :(
Never cry. Men do not cry. Instead, flex your muscles.
There are a few requirements to being a man:
1) Have a penis and know how to use it, it can come in handy for a true man
2) Eat lots of meat, meat in general will recharge you when your manliness is low
3) Drink lots of beer, beer is the source of all manliness, but be careful, too much will make you fat.
Follow these 3 rules, and you will be well on your way to TRUE manhood
Nah. Beer just makes you fat.
"Eat food" should be changed to "Eat meat".
Mr Smith's Guide to tell if you are a real man:
- You have three feelings: Lust, angry and hungry.
- You do not wear pink or anything with flowers.
- When you see a baby you don't go mushy instead you comment on how small its fingernails are.
- You have hair on your back.
- You do not know what conditionor does.
- The concept of foreplay confuses you.
- You aren't sure how to work a washing machine.
- You gamble.
- You hate your mother in law.
- You enjoying watching sports (especially football, rugby, boxing and women's topless basketball)
- The only place you have ever shaved is your face.
- You get bored shopping after 5 minutes.
- You upgraded to broadband so you could download porn faster.
*jfactor beats me to the only answer I could give*
- Doesn't hide and be ashamed of his pornography, even if it's overweight snm trannie porn. A real man doesn't need porn you say? False. Even a manly man needs some personal time every once in awhile.
-Rides a truck with a shotgun in the back.
-Hunts bears with his bare hands.
-Buys things that are only made in America.
-Cries only when his country is demolished. Even if his father dies, he will not cry. He will go out on the porch, crack open a beer, and look into the sunset with a very serious look.
-Drinks milk out of the container.
-Farts in church.
-Has to have a mustache
-Only owns a truck thats made by Ford or Chevy. Anything else is queerdom.
-Wears Boots made of animal skin. Preferably Snake or alligator.
-Wear jeans or GTFO.
-Has a golden boy son who plays AMERICAN football
-A man has to be American. No exceptions
-Refuses to get married.
-Lives in a log cabin.
-If he does not have a mustache then he must have big sideburns or a large beard.
-Has a carpet made of a hide of a bear.
-Throws vodka into the fire when he's upset and proceeds to throw his lazy boy chair across the room.
-Would leap in front of a car to save an infant.
Must have an Arnold movie collection and it cannot include "Junior".
-Would go to war to defend his country even if it were only him.
-Has an axe hanging above his bed.
-Regularly goes on fishing trips with his son(s).
-Utters "you dirty bastard" every time someone cheats him and then proceeds to knock them out with a single punch.
-Despises Michael Moore and Morgun Sperlock (if he knew who they were.)
-Loves Western movies and works staring John Wayne and Raul Julia.