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Steven Segal used to show up every now and then at a Karate school near my high school and I know a couple of people who met him. They all said he was the most arrogant, unfriendly asshole they've ever met.
One of the many benefits of living down here is the awesome amount of times one gets to meet total and complete assholes.
I once heard a rumor he had his nose broken by Chuck Norris. I am sure it didn't happen but a funny thought.
I wish it did happen. He is a douche. I just like how horrible his movies are.
lol... guaranteed to make you squint while whispering as you flip three guys at once!
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I don't remember which one of his rdiculous movies I was watching, but in it whenever Seagal would get in a fight with ten guys, the first punch he threw was always at some random guy on the outskirts of the group who was just standing there. It might have been a running gag, but it's funnier to me if it wasn't.
He would have picked him out using Seagal vision...
I think what I hate most about him is how obsessed he is with being "cool." He could be running from a firey explosion with twelves knives buried in his kidneys, and still his face is stoney and expressionless.
That's not cool. That's just bad acting. Keenan Ivory Wayans should have shot him and stolen his shoes in Glimmer Man.
Steven Seagal stopped making movies after "Under Siege", because after that he just made shit.
"Under Siege" is his best movie, and is a good action movie.
What was the movie called where he takes down a helicopter chasing him.....WITH A PISTOL!?
Yea that definately is, including the usual explosions, chops to the throat, and it has the lovely Erika Eleniak!:D
I particularly like the story where Steven Seagal had his real-life face-to-face-moment with the mob, forcing him to present his own constructed background in court.
Priceless.
I thought that was all his movies post-"Under Siege".Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic
Topless Erika Eleniak, martial arts, crazy Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, explosions, a WW2 era battleship, a knife fight....there is something here for the whole family!
Knife in the head, exploding microwaves, some Hendrix, by far his best effort.