Think about how many movies in the eighties focused on fantasy, be it of the D&D variety, or aliens, magic, or just plain adventure. They could NEVER make a Goonies movie today. All of the kids would be obese morons screaming about spilling their chocolate milk on their iPads or something. Cripes, nobody even remembers that there was a remake of Red Dawn, or Total Recall, and people have almost forgotten the abominable Robocop remake, absolutely bereft of the dark humor and physical sarcasm that the original so tightly embraced.

