Engrish is fun! What Engrish favoirte some of your?!

For me, it's Alpha Denshi's engrish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoyQdxJgD0I

YOU GUYS, DON'T FOIL MY SCHEME! GET LOST!

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Originally Posted by Epyx

The back of the box for Mr. Postman on the Atari 2600:

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Say wasn't this guy gonna make a cool thread once he hit 50 posts? haha common bro don't leave us hanging

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Originally Posted by Eep386

For me, it's Alpha Denshi's engrish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoyQdxJgD0I

YOU GUYS, DON'T FOIL MY SCHEME! GET LOST!

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0:38 "Go investigate and ruin his plans light now!!" oh thats painful.

one of my favorites:

https://i.imgur.com/mRlWCZf.png

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Originally Posted by EmperorIng

one of my favorites:

https://i.imgur.com/mRlWCZf.png

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Haha! That is shockingly bad.

I recently got a 3D printer from China, and its got a ton of Mandarnglish in the instructions.

https://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/wp-co...ish-signs7.jpg

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Originally Posted by Yharnamresident

https://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/wp-co...ish-signs7.jpg

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That has to be photoshopped, surely...

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Originally Posted by The Jackal

That has to be photoshopped, surely...

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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bd/a9/a3/b...l-bad-mood.jpg

This is definitely a service we are missing out on in the West. Sounds very convenient

Taiwanese inquirerers asking, "I want to have the a, yoshi of the gba"

The Mega Drive is also pretty good at Engrish
https://youtu.be/jQE66WA2s-A

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Originally Posted by Jesse813

The Mega Drive is also pretty good at Engrish
https://youtu.be/jQE66WA2s-A

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That one is infamous even among Japanese people:

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Originally Posted by Translated interview with Toaplan developer Masahiro Yuge

—Toaplan also ported Zero Wing to the Megadrive. Who came up with the broken English “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” from the overseas attract mode?

Yuge: It may have been this guy who was in charge of our exports at the time. He was always having business meetings with people from overseas, and I went to a few of them myself, and his English was really terrible (laughs).

—I feel like the riddle has been solved. (laughs) Its really amazing that not a single sentence of that whole thing is correct. Were you focusing on the overseas market a lot at that time?

Yuge: It had been a target ever since we began making arcade games. 70% of our sales were from overseas.

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http://shmuplations.com/toaplan-yuge1/

This is a pretty funny book:

https://www.fangamer.com/products/th...on-video-games

If you are not familiar with Fangamer, there are some pretty interesting things there. One problem with them though is that once they sell out of something they don't always restock it.