EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Mr Smith

Bugger the constabulary! This unsporting misdemeanour needs to be bought before the House of Lords so that British justice can be dispensed to the most extreme letter of the law. Bugger the tower too! I do believe it will be the gallows for you, old boy! Bloody coffee!

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Hear Hear!! To the House of Lords!

Sorry that I'm not funny enough to continue the British stereotype, I'm just saying I slept through it. I'm in St Albans, Hertfordshire. :p

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Originally Posted by Collision Cat

Sorry that I'm not funny enough to continue the British stereotype, I'm just saying I slept through it. I'm in St Albans, Hertfordshire. :p

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Clearly you're descended from Normans as opposed to the more witty Angles or Saxons.
Also, your football club are tosh and about to bomb out the Conference South :) That is all.

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Originally Posted by Mr Smith

Clearly you're descended from Normans as opposed to the more witty Angles or Saxons.
Also, your football club are tosh and about to bomb out the Conference South :) That is all.

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To the House of Lords again, squire?

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Originally Posted by JDB1983

hehe, details are coming in.. it was a 4.7 on the Richter scale, epicenter was about 50 miles away from me...

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That's not an Earthquake, that's a semi-truck rolling by (ok, so I live in S.F. where 4.7's are daily occurances) :D

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Originally Posted by Strider

That's not an Earthquake, that's a semi-truck rolling by (ok, so I live in S.F. where 4.7's are daily occurances) :D

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Are you belitteling our Earthquake? I'll have you know at least one garden chair fell over!

It'll be the tower for you if you ever came to visit! :p

I may set up an emergency garden chair fund.

But in the meantime I wonder if JDB1983 would care to accompany me in a game of cricket followed by tea, scones and jolly conversation?

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Originally Posted by JDB1983

To the House of Lords again, squire?

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A terrible decision to make, old boy. I don't think it's a crime of the land to live in either St. Albans, support a football club about to be relegated or to be descended from Normans. I'd check our constitution, but we don't have one, so instead my chums and I shall discuss the matter in the pub over a few pints of ale.

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Originally Posted by mick_aka

But in the meantime I wonder if JDB1983 would care to accompany me in a game of cricket followed by tea, scones and jolly conversation?

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Jolly unsporting of you not to invite the rest of us. I reckon it would be roaringly splendid if we all went to the palace for a lawn party. Cricket with two players sounds a trifle ghastly. Croquet anybody?

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Originally Posted by Smii

I reached across for my monocle to check the time on my antique clock, but FIE! It had slipped from its perch and been dashed to the ground. I have still to look on English-bay for a new one.

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:rofl:

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Originally Posted by mick_aka

But in the meantime I wonder if JDB1983 would care to accompany me in a game of cricket followed by tea, scones and jolly conversation?

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Good golly gosh, why yes old chap what a sporting offer! Shall I bring the cucumber sandwiches? What about inviting Mr Smith too, what a lark we shall have, what what?

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Originally Posted by JDB1983

Good golly gosh, why yes old chap what a sporting offer! Shall I bring the cucumber sandwiches? What about inviting Mr Smith too, what a lark we shall have, what what?

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Hear! Hear!

I proclaim that this day there shall be a whimsical lawn party to which only us spiffing English chaps shall be privy to.

Huzzah!

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Originally Posted by mick_aka

I proclaim that this day there shall be a whimsical lawn party to which only us spiffing English chaps shall be privy to.

Huzzah!

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Hip Hip Horrah!

Hold on one tea sipping minute, the country a lawn chair down. One of us shall have to stand unless we take tea on horseback.

well i'm certainly glad we have a nationalised health service, because it seems some of our members sustained head injuries during Wednesday's earthquake

The only thing that would make this better is if you all walked really, really fast while "Yakity Sax" played.