Why has Off-Topic become a place for starving authors?
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Why has Off-Topic become a place for starving authors?
Now Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by himself in the swamp
He hunted alligator for a living
He´d just knock them in the head with a stump
The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos
It ain´t legal hunting alligator down in the swamp, boy
Now everyone blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for alligator bait
Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
About forty-five minutes south of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a man called Dr. Mills South and his pretty wife Hannah
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses
Now the folks around southeast Louisiana
Said Amos was a hell of a man
He could trap the biggest, meanest alligator
And just use one hand
That´s all he got left 'cause an alligator bit it
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow
Well the sheriff caught wind that Amos
Was up in the swamp trappin' alligator skins
So he snuck in the swamp gonna get the boy
But he never come out again
Well I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to
Well you can sure get lost in the Louisiana bayou
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
Lived a cat named Dr. Mills South and his pretty wife Hannah
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses
While it makes me horny to see a honey bee, it's quite crazy to state something like that!
Chocolate covered raisins.
I once ate an entire box of Cherry Cordials when I was 5. I was told I was bad because it was Cherry Liqour and I was underage drinking technically. It was a scare tatic, but one that has not had any affect on me to this day.
*chug*
Dish washers work for us. We don't work for the dish washers.
I used to work by washing dishs.
You worked by washing dishes?
You were minding your own business and your co-workers were a bunch of dishes that washed themselves?
I washed the dishs for money, after all the pizza was made.
But I was still underpaid anyway.
Minimum wage sucks ass.
Oh well, commision is much better so I barely think of it anymore.
Heh, mostly I was grumbling about how we are expected to pre-wash dishes before we put them in the dish washer machine. I mean, fuck, if we have this big expensive appliance, then I'm not going to keep washing the dishes myself.
"You'll need to wash the dishes before you put them in the dishwasher, it hates dirty dishes."
"No life can be fun without a kinkyfriend in the closet"
McDonalds is a fun place to poop at.