My stupid wife has actually caused some problems with her big mouth in the past with the things she's been telling other people about me. My son's babysitter heard all about my unnatural obsession with video games, for instance. So when my son started running around her house with her insufferable jerk of a son, pretending his hand was a gun, the babysitter immediately assumed it was because I was letting him watch me play all those murder simulators she's been hearing about on Dateline.
The sheer amount of stupidity of the situation nearly made my head explode.
This is the kind of thing that led to my divorce. I'm typically a pretty private person by nature, but when someone close to me is sharing intimate details of my life with other people, she ceases to be a spouse and becomes a liability.

