"state something completely random time!"

Too bad Eddie's last really funny and creative movie was "Coming to America".

And "Shrek" doesn't count because that was an ensemble.



Also,

Kris Kross will make you Jump! Jump!

The Nutty Proffesor!

And don't give me crap about it being a remake, it was still creative, and had the best fart jokes possible for film! And The Distinguished Gentlemen is underrated, simply put.

I mean, here's a snippet of dialouge from one of the dinner scenes(In TNP):

Mama Klump: I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
[Farts]
Papa Klump: There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!
Mama Klump: How come every time we try to have a nice dinner you allways have to break wind!
Papa Klump: You talkin' 'bout puttin' the tubes up somebody's ass, And i can't break wind?
Mama Klump: I said nothing about puttin' holes up nobody's ass! Cletus i said....
Papa Klump: Well what the hell you think a colonic is, think they run your asshole by the car wash?!

That is all canceled out by the fact that it was was followed by "The Klumps" which was completely unnecessary, just like "Wayne's World 2".

...heh...heh...heh ... bueno.

The Klumps had it's moments, but yes, it sucked.

Peter Gabriel is cool.

I"M GONNA BEAT PACMAN!

Those little Chef Boyardee snack cups are probably the least filling food on the market.

Ostrich Eggs.

I talked some very vulgar smack about a former employeer, and oh boy they where pissed.

"How did you test results go?"
"Well, all those years of phone sex have caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS."

Despite the fact you can get a free RAZR or Katana from RadioShack right now with a WAIVED ACTIVATION FEE for Sprint, people still would rather buy a Virgin Mobile phone.

I hate living in a cheap part ofthe state.

Satanism is misunderstood.

Beef Ribs > Pork Ribs

Thank god someone else has realized the truth.

And don't anyone mention chicken ribs!