I've never used hair straighteners. I don't understand the obsession. But meh, I don't like shoe shopping either.
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I've never used hair straighteners. I don't understand the obsession. But meh, I don't like shoe shopping either.
Someone recommended me so now I have a small job on the weekends. Hopefully this will get the ball rolling.
As in, to be a reference?
I couldn't get into the cinema this evening, as they didn't consider a crude image of the queen's face burned into a raw steak to be legal tender.
Was it good steak, or some of that "mad cow" trash?
I have learned that the Irish (or at least hotels in Ireland) like to overcompensate for the potato famine by doubling up on the spuds. I've also been told they have no flavor.
I've also learned that if Baron Von 108 Stars ever sends me an Elite Royal Zeppelin to visit "The Unified Republic of Hoffvania", and said airship needs to stop in Ireland, I can order Domino's Pizza.
Why does Ireland need a Domino's Pizza?
LOL, satire. We've more than one Domino's Pizza, to help you understand that the country isn't as generalised as you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
:o Shocking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smii
Anything with Her Majesty's face should be considered legal tender.
No, it wasn't mad - fie on you Rusty, for suggesting such a thing! The madness has long since passed. The Prince of Wales himself removed the final traces with a pair of diamond-edged tweezers - it was a grand ceremony...
Anyway, it was a legit slab o' cow, so I don't understand the problem. I'm going back this evening, and taking a whole cow with a clay sculpture of Her Majesty's royal visage on its head*. If this isn't enough, I don't know what I'll do. :(
*A bit like in that Lionel Ritchie video I suppose, except far more refined.
But why does Ireland need shitty & excessively greasy pizza?Quote:
Originally Posted by probablee
Do they offer double stacked potato pizza instead? :p
And I now have a single British Pound in my possession which, with the current exchange rate, I believe is worth close to $10,000 American dollars. Sadly, banks will only exchange paper money.
Naw, just Crubeen, Colcannon, Braic, Ulster Fry and Mozzarella varieties. I'll leave it to you to look up the hard words. :P (Ireland - or is it Northern Ireland you're referring to? - never asked for shitty and greasy pizzas by default! You ought to stop using Domino's for your foodstuff and providing landmarks around obscure-ish places in Europe then...)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
I never went to Ireland, I just get stories and pictures....and one of those pictures includes a very cute Irish waitress. :D
And I don't know if Northern Ireland was the greasy pizza pit or if it was just "the Republic". Coulda been (Free) Derry (I dare not call it London Derry)...I just don't know.
I do know this: Euros > Pounds
Possibly Lithuanian/Polish/East European, you won't find an Irish waitress anyhere here. Or another Irish person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
They come in all sorts of international coats of paint. :)Quote:
I do know this: Euros > Pounds
She had to be Irish, she was waitress-ing and doing that "Riverdance" stuff (perhaps at the same time).
I also find the license plate system to be very bizarre (compared to how I'm used to it being done) but makes sense. One plate for one car that says model year, where it was bought, and what number.
If I were to try and explain the American license plate system I'd need the assistance of a power point presentation.
That picture had to be pre-1998, then... :daze:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
I'm gonna go hang myself now. Bye.