Too bad Eddie's last really funny and creative movie was "Coming to America".
And "Shrek" doesn't count because that was an ensemble.
Also,
Kris Kross will make you Jump! Jump!
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Too bad Eddie's last really funny and creative movie was "Coming to America".
And "Shrek" doesn't count because that was an ensemble.
Also,
Kris Kross will make you Jump! Jump!
The Nutty Proffesor!
And don't give me crap about it being a remake, it was still creative, and had the best fart jokes possible for film! And The Distinguished Gentlemen is underrated, simply put.
I mean, here's a snippet of dialouge from one of the dinner scenes(In TNP):
Mama Klump: I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
[Farts]
Papa Klump: There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!
Mama Klump: How come every time we try to have a nice dinner you allways have to break wind!
Papa Klump: You talkin' 'bout puttin' the tubes up somebody's ass, And i can't break wind?
Mama Klump: I said nothing about puttin' holes up nobody's ass! Cletus i said....
Papa Klump: Well what the hell you think a colonic is, think they run your asshole by the car wash?!
That is all canceled out by the fact that it was was followed by "The Klumps" which was completely unnecessary, just like "Wayne's World 2".
...heh...heh...heh ... bueno.
The Klumps had it's moments, but yes, it sucked.
Peter Gabriel is cool.
I"M GONNA BEAT PACMAN!
Those little Chef Boyardee snack cups are probably the least filling food on the market.
Ostrich Eggs.
I talked some very vulgar smack about a former employeer, and oh boy they where pissed.
"How did you test results go?"
"Well, all those years of phone sex have caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS."
Despite the fact you can get a free RAZR or Katana from RadioShack right now with a WAIVED ACTIVATION FEE for Sprint, people still would rather buy a Virgin Mobile phone.
I hate living in a cheap part ofthe state.
Satanism is misunderstood.
Beef Ribs > Pork Ribs
Thank god someone else has realized the truth.
And don't anyone mention chicken ribs!
Nachos rule.
I'm suddenly in mood for an Atomic Wing from Quaker Steak.
The hell's a Quaker Steak?
I've heard of Quaker State but never Quaker Steak.
What! You've never eaten at Quaker Steak?!
http://www.quakersteakandlube.com/si...x_banner_c.jpg
www.quakersteakandlube.com
Best wing house in the North East/Midwest!
Do they serve steak?
And lube?
http://pierrot.jp/english/title/hat.html
Magical Flying Hat Turbo Adventure was based on an obscure Japanese animated show.
I've been looking for somewhere to post this :/
I figured that from the box art from the game.
Oh yeah, and Anna Nicole's dead. I'm guessing suicide.
I'm guessing it was unintentional. She probably just didn't know when to quit with the drugs. Middle-aged women don't handle crises well, I've found.
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I liked "Decap Attack" better. :D
Something quirky with that silly faux horror thing going on.
Now you if wanna talk Japanese greatness...Japanese Spiderman. Yelling out when he uses his web & doing kung fu....oh yeah! I heard he has a giant robot and a hotrod. Add in some lame 70's show disco music and its all good.
It all sounds like a dream i'd have if i watched "Spider-man", "Godzilla vs Whoever" and a Jackie Chan movie before going to bed.
Sadly it wouldn't include Kirsten Dunst :(
Unless you're a wiz at movie programs and put her in automatically.
I've got an entire movie studio on my shoulders.
From production to screening...it produces & plays everything from G rated movies to XXX.
So I could add her if i wanted to. :D
This teacher I had in elementary school came into the Shack today. I hated her more than any other teacher. It felt good convincing her husband to buy $300 worth of product today!
"Revenge is dish best served raw."
*Or with potato cakes from Arbys*
If you are going that route, then I'd suggest getting the curly fries instead of the potato cakes.
Did my reivew of john madden football get to go up on the reivew board or not.
We're talking about curly fries and you have the nerve to bring up John Madden? WTF!
j/k ;)
Would you rather discuss Christian Zanier's Banana Games Vol. 2?Quote:
Originally Posted by dark & long
The transvestite comic?
#%&@ knows. A friend of mine just said she didn't like the game and that's all I know about it. Has anyone tried out "The Second Reincarnation of the Final Grandson of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged"?
Nah...i'd rather discuss the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendicant
"WE'VE GOT BUSH!"
I finally realized morning how slow mall Radioshacks can be. And how mistrusting old people are of sales associates.
Why can't the Girl Scouts sell cookies year-round? I live on those peanut butter sandwich ones.