with rubber c0cks.
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with rubber c0cks.
working for Acclaim
and make them
finish sentences properly.
After all, the
ewoks and badgers
live together now
listening to 80s
hair metal and
A recap of 14 pages of Sega-16's masterful story telling (with proper grammar added):
Jack goes to the porn store, he was shocked and very aroused of evildragons' presence.
He never expected to see a large, horny monkey wearing a hat and playing with black evil weredragon; while torturing a customer came out.
Suddenly, Jack looked into his pants and grabbed his large grappling hook and shoved it into a tailpipe.
Rusty posts girls, C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Doh didnt read! Suddenly, a huge American known as Genesis Knight appeared, and played with a Super Nintendo!
This naturally caused him to long for a N64! Which is strange, considering that he like(s) to say hello to people who hate Sega and like Nintendo and have AIDS. Meanwhile (in the hall of justice) in another porn store, Opa-Opa, he suckek(th?) a strawberry flavored lollipop; it was delicious.
He did not have a penis. (mass confusion caused epic failure of three word system) know Wii's were not very good in hardware and smell like poo.
Twenty seven lesbians went up town hoping to see Mr. Smith's glorious Tetris Genesis cartridge (shouldnt it be Genesis Tetris cartridge?), unfortunately he had given (it ) to Zebbe, who was pleased. Zebbe used it BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, (and) Jack is doooooooooooomed!
(Vaudeville style intermission with Noobs)
Zebbe used it (somehow we go back before the cliffhanger) to pay for a big hairy box of hair to cover his ears from the nose till butt for protection from the fat plumber with his sidekick, the thin plumber and the mushroom in Bowzer's hotel. He and Jack kicked his ass with ACDC's grammar.
This is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im Rich bitch!
This is blasphemy!
Then Robotnik appeareared at a convention, carrying his fat suit and gloves in the nude. Mario's hard on was interrupted by who was short on cash for some cheap hookers (WTF?). Never the less, he asked Robotnik: "Whats your alias?" if he could zombified his girl. He said "Who? Me, Doctor Who!". And (DIDNT YOUR TEACHER EVER TELL YOU TO NEVER START SENTENCES WITH AND!?!?!?!) then he kicked the bitch and ate some of its Swedish sandwich cake (what the hell is Swedish sandwich cake?).
Suddenly, Zebbe shot his Twinkle Tale game into the 32X and found it quite tasty! Yum! Then Sonic ran and shot Knuckles with a big with a big can of tomatoes. The Time Killers sucks on Sega, but its fun for now Zebbe likes to party with his Nomad, which TmEE modded, games not included, Sonic hentai included, Batteries Not Included:
http://www.hbosouthasia.com/images/p...t_included.jpg
Music of ACDC, ACDC and Alianger in equal measure went pit-fighting because Mortal Kombat got Pac Mania on Mortal Monday but Sonic Tuesday and sex on are you even trying. I mean: on the car now.
(Pac-Man intermission cut scene)
Poker playing dogs sniffed eachother's butt and liked it so much that Cammy and Ryu became big muthatruckers and grew huge Donald Duck smelly brown HADOUKENs, wanted some bukkake but decided no because it was too cold. Suddenly Scorpion and Kano battled to the Marble Garden Zone and both died. Once in hell, Ryu happened to sh*t his pants as Batman appeared to kick Superman's football which was filled with poop, ass nuggets and Shaq-fu games. Suddenly, Atari2600 fell into a pit and crashed through Satan and Saddam's widow. They played with yur mom so she got circumcised. They loved it to death. Then she woke up. She was missing all her golds and her hair but not her orange pubic wig.
Doomsday sucked balls at his job at Ballsuckers, Ltd. So he shot a perfect 300 while being completely bloated with sturgeon and other fish. Later it became known to all that TmEE was the chosen one to explode precariously. Ooh, I'm pleasant and possibly delirious, so lets all have a good time as we slap around midgets with rubber c0cks, working for Acclaim and make them finish sentences properly. After all, the ewoks and badgers live together now listening to 80s hair metal......
while digesting some..
URL for trekbone87
which looks awful (no offense Zebbe) (thanks for the link though)
(while digesting some)
beefy brown beefaroni
that was made
in a restaurant