3 word story !!!

Yes, there is:

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/.../Duck_Tape.jpg

That's a brand.

Newfoundlanders call-it Duct-Tape.

Hahah, you foreigners say the craziest things.

That's seven words.

No it isn't

I pooped alittle.

Topic is deteriorating.

Robot demands purge.

detrimental topic re-invigorates.

Robot buys some

alcohol to celebrate

successful thread purging.

New topic is:

What is the