3 word story !!!

's friend the Robot.

who is drunk

but not as

drunk as Jackal

Whiskey = Aqua Vitae

Look who's back

from the dead

to kick ass

with a Mosin-Nagant

it's the Cat

With Russian rifle

and he's mad

for misspelling "Merengue"

Actually, it's "Meringue".

Cat shoots Eddie

but he misses

shoots Jackal instead

also kills Jesse

& Steals Robots Beer

Jesse seeks revenge!

& picks up axe

and decapitates Cat

and makes tacos

from Cat's brain

With eyesocket dip

Jackal eats them

Taste like garbage

eddie likes them

with some ketchup

and mustard too

Down they go

I feel strange

Eddie is ill

with the dose

Jesse eats some

Honey roasted peanuts

and a beer

which was imported

from somewhere in

the Scottish Highlands