3 word story !!!

Programming Zombie Cat

infects small village

to create army

of zombie cats

that praise Raul

and steal kitty-litter

Cat is cured.

Bullet in head

hits Jackal´s head.

Undead plague continues

eats Jackal´s corpse

Cat still rambling

and stealing kitty-litter

conquers the world.

We are doomed

Yes you are..

because now there

is no TP

for Great Bungholio

and his bunghole

always carry spares

supplies are gone

Cat nicked 'em

Jackal ate TP....

^ One shitty excuse

Mario overthrows Cat

and eats mushrooms

not realizing that

its poisonous mushroom

Finally Mario´s dead.

Luigi kills Cat

The people rejoice

Supreme Overlord Luigi

Zombies kill Luigi

Luigi now Zombie

Killed by Cat

zombies eat brains

Mario/Luigi´s brains

technically two words.

that became 3