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why do i like food
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why do i like food
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I hate idiots
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Do you work in a call center, by chance, providing customer and/or technical support?
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Or he meant Wasps giant and seemingly useless post.
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Could be. But I bet the idiot he was referring to had something to do with the job he can't wait to leave every day
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Game! OVER!
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Fair enough. Now let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
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HEY! LISTEN!
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I H8 Cabbages !!!
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I find that a little hard to believe, since cabbage is so awesome.
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Did a play at university once, where at the climax of the first act, the protagonist smashed 20 cabbages to pieces, onstage, with a spade - 4 evenings straight (not including the rehearsals). Overall we destroyed about 100 cabbages that way.
Just imagine cabbage lying around in a badly ventilated room under direct spotlight several evenings.
The smell backstage was a bit... unpleasant...
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I find it hard to believe cabbages are awesome.
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When you have around 50 tons to harvest during a week and when you have to scrub rotting leaves off them all winter you will hate cabbages aswell....
1544
Whats up with Sauerkraut? I mean, fermented cabbage?
Alright. I see how it is.
But next time St. Patrick's day comes around, go ahead and sit down to a steaming bowl of corned beef and lettuce.
*violins fade in*
And next time you order tacos from any place other than taco bell, ask them to dress them up with some shredded spinach.
For that matter, go ahead and make your coleslaw out of shredded broccoli.
And next time you visit Sesame Street, why don't you suggest to Mr. Snuffleupagus that perhaps he'd like a nice fennel bulb for lunch.
In a world without cabbage, gentlemen, there would be no hell waiting for us in the afterlife. We'd be there already.