Count to 5000!

1891

I can't help but think of Rimmer in Red Dwarf (you should be numbering your posts by the way) after he got his anger sucked out of him by the polymorph.

"But I think we're all losing sight of the real issue here, which is what we are going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between the League Against Salivating Monsters or, my personal favorite; the Commitee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society. The only drawback there is that the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

1892

In the year 1892, on what would have been yesterday (Nov. 8), Grover Cleavland won his second term in the the US presidential election. Interestingly, his second term was non-consecutive.

1893

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

1878

At the Grand Canyon there are chipmunks that live on the rim near the lodge. Over the decades these little rodents have lost their fear of humans and have no problem stealing food from you, even right out of your hand right in front of your face.

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In our southern Alps we have Keas (big alpine parrots) that remove anything and everything off peoples cars who park up the mountains. You get back to your car and hood ornaments, aerials, rubber seals around windows, are gone, very cheeky. And they take off with anything else they can get a hold of!

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Those Keas sound even worse than those lousy food stealing Seagulls, though I do always find it funny when they steal someones food as long its not my food.

1894

1895

Yea they are far worse than those seagulls, they have been known to damage ski equipment, campervan tyres, electrical wiring, and dont dare put your finger near one!

1896

shoot 'em with guns, problem solved.

I carry my Berreta around with me everywhere I go, just so seaguls don't crap on me. I see a seagul, 3 seconds later, its just a cloud of feathers.

That's how we roll in America. Nature ain't gonna push us around. No sir!
I'll be damned if some f-ing bird is gonna crap on my motorcycle! If there is some endangered fish or animal in or around a river...we dam that river baby. Silt it up and bam, that fish ain't endangered anymore because its extinct. Problem solved.


lol...at least I wish I could do all the above :D

In the san gabriel valley/los angeles there are parrots everywhere. These green little buggers that make a ton of noise and attack and kill pets and whatnot. There are shitloads of peacocks everywhere in Arcadia and Pasadena too. Both cases of people letting pets breed and then they take over the place.

1897

Thats why I love America. Some punk kid is looking at you funny? He'll have a hard time doing in that in the near future since his head is gone. .44 Magnum FTW.

1898 DAMN STRAIGHT! Harry Callaghan doesn't let people even look at him cockeyed before he empties that .44 into their face.

"what you gotta ask yourself is, did he fire 5 shots or did he fire 6? Well what is it? Are you feeling lucky punk?"

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1899

Saint Callaghan

Saint of high powered revolvers and murdering punks.

1900

A new century started some 108 years ago

1901
My 2nd favorite president, President William McKinley is shot and killed. Teddy Roosevelt, one of my least favorite president's inherits the office...

George Washington, my favorite president has been dead for sometime at this point...

1902

Thomas Edison is legally prevented from monopolizing the motion picture technology. The impact of this event is brought home when, 80 years later, billions are bored to tears by poorly-shot home videos.

1903

Favorite Presidents

Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, FDR, and JFK.

RFK and MLK are cool as well

Dont forget William Jennings Bryan and Thomas Mcfadden

1904

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Originally Posted by Tanegashima

DAMN STRAIGHT! Harry Callaghan doesn't let people even look at him cockeyed before he empties that .44 into their face.

"what you gotta ask yourself is, did he fire 5 shots or did he fire 6? Well what is it? Are you feeling lucky punk?"

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/cl...irty-harry.JPG

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a .44 is nice, but when you want to get the job done right..

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/Kev.../predator3.jpg

Old Painless is where its at.

1905

Governer Ventura