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I don't think I could ever allow myself to visit Scotland or talk to someone from Scotland (again*) without desperately wanting to ask them to sing "Do you think I'm sexy?" or yell out "BAGPIPE SOLO!"
I can't ask Mike Meyers because I hate him for wasting his Scottish voice on "Fat Bastard" and "Shrek".
*I say "again" because I met Shirley Manson after a Garbage concert 10 years ago.

