So is this thread supposed to be about things you want to have sex with?
I want to hump fatman, folks.
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So is this thread supposed to be about things you want to have sex with?
I want to hump fatman, folks.
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You have this confused with the "Things I want to have sex with" thread on page 15.
I just checked that and there was nothing. You ass.
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You listen to people on the internet? You're first day here or something?
No, I have been wanking around for awhile.
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Apparently you haven't been wanking around enough.
2888.
Just 5000-2888 to go!
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I doubt very seriously that all cats would talk like they do on that "canhascheesburger" site.
Cats are either totally stupid and oblivious (cheezeburger), or they squint at you with malcontent.
Either way, their faces look like they are constantly grinning....which only makes the 2nd category THAT MUCH WORSE.
As I've said before, I can't stand that "kitteh" speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
I imagine if cats would talk they'd say something like, "Oh sure, go ahead and think you're in charge now, but once my brothers and I take over the world you're going to regret the day you kicked me out of the house for peeing on your bed and leaving a pile of rat guts on the kitchen floor."
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I know cats are full of malcontent, and their lack of being able to speak only adds to it.
Case in point:
The cat we had when I was little would take a shit on my parents bed whenever we left him inside to do all day shopping. Never a random pile on the bed, always up top near the pillows. And yes he had a clean litterbox to use.
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Let me give you a hypothetical situation:
A large rapist breaks into your house, you have a broken arm and you cant put up much of a fight, now 2 years ago you bought something, it was:
A) A cat. The little fucker just watches and even joins in to make it into a interspecies sexual crime
B) A dog. After a long struggle, the rapist slinks away, sues you, gets your dog euthanized and comes to "finish the job"
C) A gun. Dead rapist, you're a fucking hero, liberal hippies cant do shit because its self defense.
Guns>Cats and/or dogs.
Cats Learn to use guns
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D) get cybernetic implants. No broken arm, you rip rapist in two, you're a hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic
E) Buy a loyal, obedient robot to handle home defense. Your arm is broken, but the rapist gets an ass full of laser *and* ripped in two.
D&E are much better options.
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I'll go with option F: move out of the ghetto.
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You really should go with option G, Put the post number in your post.
2898! OH YEAH TWO EIGHTS BITCHES!!
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Sorry guys - I'm a bit out of practice
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Enjoy These idiots and the good music
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Too bad some of those things in that video were fake. Specifically the guys getting hit by cars.
yes too bad they were. still makes for good entertainment though
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Odd the maker calls them thick but does not realize some are fake. Also does that make the cat "thick" as well?
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2906Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
I'm not sure I'd call that cat "thick," but it sure was an idiot
That Whole video was full of idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMatthews
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse813
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Even the kid who jumped from trampoline to trampoline through the trees and into the pool? That looked kinda fun
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Today is a depressing day...it is the last broadcast of my favorite radio show ever...Frosty Heidi and Frank and I can't believe how upset I am. It's like a friend is dying.
The show itself is horribly depressing today too...ugh.
The memories will always be good.
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Smart people jump on trampolines. Its a fact, look it up
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It IS a fact - the Bible tells me so.
Titus 2:4 "He who jumps on trampolines will know the glory of God and be blessed for all eternity."
Proof is in the pudding.
MrMatthews: Are you a 7th day Hoppist? (Remember what I refer to?)
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Oh, I got it. ;)
I wish I knew the exact lines to prove it, though.
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Messing with music is fun
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Sunday dinners were a bit of an ordeal growing up. We had to wear slickers when they were serving soup.
(horribly butchered rimmer quote)
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I like pudding
Eating a Icecream Sandwich (Icecream, Waffles, Hot Chocolate, cherries, Whip cream). Yummy :p
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Still messing with music. FM is fun :D
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Whatever. Let's see you do that again without losing a life.
Amateur.