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04-11-2009, 01:40 PM
Joe Redifer

3121

I still say that this thread will never make it to 1,000 posts!
04-11-2009, 01:49 PM
MrMatthews

3122

We'll see, Joe. We'll see.
04-11-2009, 02:32 PM
Tanegashima

3123

BOO!!

Tanegashima scares everybody!!
04-11-2009, 02:41 PM
MrMatthews

3124

Well, that's the end of these pants.
04-11-2009, 05:30 PM
nissling

3125

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the boogie! ^^
04-11-2009, 05:45 PM
TmEE

3126

Rusty sawteeth are biting through the wood
when the work is done, its time for good food.
Now I'm hearing chimes,
I suck at making rhymes :P
04-11-2009, 06:10 PM
Jesse813

Time for some Jack Daniels. and Remember no Sipping!

3127
04-11-2009, 06:23 PM
johnnyb

3128

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

3124

Well, that's the end of these pants.

I thought you sat at your computer wearing nothing but socks?
04-12-2009, 07:18 AM
Metal_Sonic

3129
04-12-2009, 04:13 PM
Phantar

3130

There's a german porn scene where the entire buildup goes like this:

her: Well, here's the fusebox, could you please have a look at it?
him: Sure, but, what's all this straw doing here?
her: And why are you wearing a mask?
him: Well, hm, okay then, suck me off!
04-12-2009, 05:23 PM
Devil N

3131

Also: my 100th post. Hooray for me! :D
04-12-2009, 05:37 PM
TmEE

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hooray for Devil N for having 100 posts
04-12-2009, 07:35 PM
Jesse813

3133
04-13-2009, 01:53 AM
johnnyb

3134

I have eaten too much chocolate!
04-13-2009, 03:03 AM
Rusty Venture

3135

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantar

There's a german porn scene where the entire buildup goes like this:

her: Well, here's the fusebox, could you please have a look at it?
him: Sure, but, what's all this straw doing here?
her: And why are you wearing a mask?
him: Well, hm, okay then, suck me off!

I somehow imagined porn to be *better* in Europe.

Does European porn actually contain *ATTRACTIVE* women, or is full of plain looking women as well?
04-13-2009, 05:03 AM
Devil N

3136

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

3135

I somehow imagined porn to be *better* in Europe.

Does European porn actually contain *ATTRACTIVE* women, or is full of plain looking women as well?

If it did, it wouldn't be porn.
04-13-2009, 05:15 AM
Rusty Venture

3137

Then the story I am about to tell is pretty universal.

Watching a stupid Skinemax "porn" (aka softcore) there was a scene that went like this:

Skinemax porn dude: "I'm a photographer, I only work with the most beautiful women in the world.

I look at the chick he is ogling and say to the TV "This must be your day off."

Bless Skinemax for the comedy gold those shitty softcore porns provide!
04-13-2009, 07:01 AM
TmEE

3138

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Skinemax porn dude: "I'm a photographer, I only work with the most beautiful women in the world.

I look at the chick he is ogling and say to the TV "This must be your day off."

loooooooool

total gold indeed :)
04-13-2009, 07:39 AM
johnnyb

3139

UK porn is naaaaasty!
04-13-2009, 07:46 AM
Flygon

3140: It is illegal to sell porn in the state I am in of Australia, the only states it is legally sold is Australiab Capitol Territory and Northern Territory.

Still, the law is never enforced anyway.
04-13-2009, 07:57 AM
johnnyb

3141

If in doubt get your tripod and camera out!:D
04-13-2009, 04:54 PM
Jesse813

Now a little something for the Australians here

3142
04-14-2009, 01:46 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

3137

Then the story I am about to tell is pretty universal.

Watching a stupid Skinemax "porn" (aka softcore) there was a scene that went like this:

Skinemax porn dude: "I'm a photographer, I only work with the most beautiful women in the world.

I look at the chick he is ogling and say to the TV "This must be your day off."

Bless Skinemax for the comedy gold those shitty softcore porns provide!

3143

Rusty you beautiful bastard, if I could give you some more rep I would.
04-14-2009, 05:46 AM
Rusty Venture

3144

If I had access to cannons, this would be the song I'd play.
04-14-2009, 05:48 AM
johnnyb

3145

Ah it`s a beautiful thing......
04-16-2009, 12:50 AM
Jesse813

TV Sucks

3146
04-16-2009, 06:52 AM
johnnyb

3147

lol, angry horse!

http://images.google.co.nz/url?sourc...jaL9CyiT7PObZg
04-16-2009, 11:53 AM
MrMatthews

3148

I just got up.
04-16-2009, 12:28 PM
Metal_Sonic

3149

WHOA MATTHEWS, never knew someone could be that cranky after waking up. Take a nap, maybe the rage will go away for a bit.
04-16-2009, 02:20 PM
Rusty Venture

3150

Naps are good.
04-16-2009, 02:29 PM
MrMatthews

3151

Every time I take a nap, I never seem to fully recover from it. I usually feel pretty lethargic for the rest of the day.
04-16-2009, 03:10 PM
TheEdge

3152

How do you get a business license?
04-16-2009, 07:53 PM
sasuke

3153

:DHorray! I contributed!:D:lol:
04-16-2009, 08:05 PM
Jesse813

Various Uses for Sonic 2

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04-17-2009, 01:06 AM
Rusty Venture

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That is the single greatest video game commercial ever made!

Never mind it being Sonic related, the humor alone makes it the best ever.
04-17-2009, 01:30 AM
johnnyb

3156

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

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Every time I take a nap, I never seem to fully recover from it. I usually feel pretty lethargic for the rest of the day.

You old man you!:D
04-19-2009, 03:07 PM
Rusty Venture

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Praise Raul.
04-20-2009, 03:03 AM
johnnyb

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

3157

Praise Raul.

:ok:
04-21-2009, 01:09 AM
Jesse813

Time for a Mountain Dew 3159
04-23-2009, 06:47 AM
johnnyb

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Ah oh!....

http://www.honda-e.com/IPW_6_PhotoGa...002%20copy.jpg

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