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06-16-2009, 08:29 AM
johnnyb

3521

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmSignal

3516

Damn bee just popped up out of nowhere... Fuckin' bees! What good are you inside of a house?! Get out of my LIFE!!

Damn those bees, years ago one was inside and stung my eyelid... But the joke was on him, he then died!:D
06-16-2009, 01:24 PM
Metal_Sonic

3522

Off a cracked article
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/fu...WaystoDie2.jpg
06-16-2009, 06:29 PM
Rusty Venture

3523

My gf had to ask me what exactly "autoerotic" meant in "autoerotic asphyxiation".

I told her it was a facy way of saying "masturbating".
06-16-2009, 06:40 PM
Tanegashima

3524

That's a crappy way to go, when I die...I want to inconvenience as many people as possible.

I'm thinking a suicidal jump from the good year blimp onto the field at the superbowl sometime during the third quarter.
06-16-2009, 09:22 PM
Jesse813

3525
06-17-2009, 03:42 AM
Smii

3526
I have a robot bee.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

3514

I know the how bumbling the English can be, I've seen a Hugh Grant movie.

Yeah... what became of that floppy haired ignoramus? Uh, I mean... highly respected British actor? (Blasphemy, blas for you... :p)
06-17-2009, 04:40 AM
Rusty Venture

3527

I heard he was knighted. SIR Hugh Grant.
06-17-2009, 06:45 AM
johnnyb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanegashima

3524

That's a crappy way to go, when I die...I want to inconvenience as many people as possible.

I'm thinking a suicidal jump from the good year blimp onto the field at the superbowl sometime during the third quarter.

When I go I'm taking everyone down with me!;)
06-17-2009, 07:39 AM
Phantar

3529

I always suspected that the end of the world would be induced by a power-crazed Kiwi...
06-17-2009, 03:00 PM
Jesse813

Nintendo Releases an Add on and it's a bigger failure than the 32X
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Nintendo64.jpg
3560
06-17-2009, 03:39 PM
Rusty Venture

3531

Ahh the N64, I wouldn't even use one for a door stop.
06-17-2009, 03:57 PM
Tanegashima

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyb

When I go I'm taking everyone down with me!;)

3532
When you're dead give your wife my phone number....rather, right before you die.
06-17-2009, 04:28 PM
Rusty Venture

3533

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/oh_snap.jpg
06-17-2009, 04:30 PM
Iron Lizard

3534

I bet that look on is face isn't so much bike folding up on him as he is wishing he had worn a helmet.
06-17-2009, 04:35 PM
Rusty Venture

3535

I'd say his head is used to getting bounced off the pavement if he is dumb enough to attempt that stunt.
06-17-2009, 05:21 PM
Iron Lizard

3536

Yeah it happens all the time. The only thing they are missing is the Yakety Sax.
06-18-2009, 02:43 AM
Rusty Venture

3537

"Yakkity Sax" makes everything funny.
06-18-2009, 05:13 AM
Phantar

3538
06-18-2009, 05:41 AM
Rusty Venture

3539

It could be argued that the SW prequels are hilarious without the aid of Yakkity Sax.

Still, bless you Benny Hill for paring "Yakkity Sax" with undercranked footage.
06-18-2009, 05:53 AM
K.K.

3540.

My comment is 3539.
06-18-2009, 06:50 AM
Rusty Venture

3541

http://usera.ImageCave.com/Push_Upst...KAMADA_346.jpg
06-18-2009, 07:01 AM
TmEE

3542

rearrange that number and you have 5432 ;)

and the picture in previous post made my day at work more nicer :)
06-18-2009, 07:02 AM
K.K.

3543.

It's a man.
06-18-2009, 04:32 PM
Ghaleon

3544.

No, she's Japanese, not Thai, so probably a legit chick. Either way, hot enough for me. ;)
06-18-2009, 09:47 PM
Metal_Sonic

3545

Its true, the Japanese prefer all their chicks with dicks drawn scrooging young boys with horse sized wieners.
06-18-2009, 10:55 PM
Jesse813

3546
06-18-2009, 11:03 PM
Ghaleon

3547.

Nice! Very well done, love the paperclip bit...I fucking hate him so bad....
06-19-2009, 05:58 AM
johnnyb

3548

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanegashima

3532
When you're dead give your wife my phone number....rather, right before you die.

...hmmm I like the idea of passing through your wall saying "here, you forgot this OOOoooOOooo...." :D
06-19-2009, 07:58 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyb

3548

...hmmm I like the idea of passing through your wall saying "here, you forgot this OOOoooOOooo...." :D

3549

Screw it. As soon as I saw your wife, all I could say was "niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Thumbs up man, you got yourself a nice catch.
06-19-2009, 01:19 PM
Jesse813

I agree w/ Metal Sonic

3550
06-19-2009, 11:16 PM
johnnyb

3551

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

3549

Screw it. As soon as I saw your wife, all I could say was "niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Thumbs up man, you got yourself a nice catch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse813

I agree w/ Metal Sonic

3550

Cheers you two, she`s not too shabby!;)
06-19-2009, 11:24 PM
MrMatthews

3552

I just like saying "Niceee" really slowly.

Must be a California thing, huh MS?
06-20-2009, 12:44 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

3552

I just like saying "Niceee" really slowly.

Must be a California thing, huh MS?

3553

I think its more a guy thing but don't take my word for it. Gentlemen....the job hunt begins AGAIN! Feels like I'm trying to hunt fucking bigfoot or something.
06-20-2009, 01:04 AM
MrMatthews

3554

You get back here, Metal Sonic! I'm not done mocking you!

...unless kids these days are actually pronouncing it "Nicie."

Am I really that out of touch?

...

Of course not. It's the children who are wrong.
06-20-2009, 01:51 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

3554

You get back here, Metal Sonic! I'm not done mocking you!

...unless kids these days are actually pronouncing it "Nicie."

Am I really that out of touch?

...

Of course not. It's the children who are wrong.

3555

Sorry OLD man I got shit to do. Nicie stuff to do, stuff you havent done in years on account of OLDNESS.
06-20-2009, 02:07 AM
Tanegashima

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

3554

Of course not. It's the children who are wrong.

3556

I dare say that was the best Skinner line in all of the Simpsons. I love that line so much!

NIIIIIIIIIIICEEEE....slowly with a deep voice while nodding head = guy thing...not strictly CA; perhaps USA though.
06-20-2009, 04:28 AM
MrMatthews

3557

*sighs and shakes head*

It's "Niiiiiiiiiccce"

You hold out the "I" and the "Sss" sounds. You don't end it with "Eeeeee"
06-20-2009, 04:36 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMatthews

3557

*sighs and shakes head*

It's "Niiiiiiiiiccce"

You hold out the "I" and the "Sss" sounds. You don't end it with "Eeeeee"

3558

You kinda have to be there when I say it. I throw in a "chuckle" which adds the EEEEEEEEEEEEE.
06-21-2009, 02:59 AM
Joe Redifer

3559

Hey! Don't forget to number your damn posts! Also, quoting the entire post right above yours? I think people will remember the content of that post by the time they look down to yours. Tsk tsk!

This thread will never make it to 10,000.
06-21-2009, 03:22 AM
Metal_Sonic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

3559

Hey! Don't forget to number your damn posts! Also, quoting the entire post right above yours? I think people will remember the content of that post by the time they look down to yours. Tsk tsk!

This thread will never make it to 10,000.

3560

You sure about that?

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