How is the Rául Juliá dolphin fund going? Surely somebody on here is a secret millionaire who wishes to donate to the Temple of Rául Juliá's Witness dolphin and church fund.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nunzio
Praise Rául.
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How is the Rául Juliá dolphin fund going? Surely somebody on here is a secret millionaire who wishes to donate to the Temple of Rául Juliá's Witness dolphin and church fund.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nunzio
Praise Rául.
Yeah, I forgot what the price was for that.
It's about $200 but choosing a charity is difficult. I want to make sure it's one worth Raul's presence.
Raul compelled me to have this billboard made.
Praise Raul!
Something tells me you didn't like having your same old sig popping up twice as much in the forums.
:cool:
This is nice though, as there is now a more varied flavor of Raul to go around.
Praise Raul.
It reminds me of those TV commercials that the Mormons made. For example:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5598/poopsacks.jpg
I'm not attempting to insult the absolute holiness and divinity of Raul Julia, I am merely speculating.
It was time for change. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PimpUigi
Raul has returned this thread to the top as a sign of his love.
Praise Raul and give homage to his follower Nunzio who creates images of the Great One.
Soon the image of Raul will be on every billboard in every city, in every state, and every country on the planet. Praise Raul forever.
Billboards just like the one in my sig, the one I had commissioned in this city
Twattle
If you commissioned that you should have put a link up for Sega-16 so more could see it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
And before anyone says, I know it's fake....
:o Utter lies!Quote:
Originally Posted by VinnyT
Ok, I've wondered this for a while so I'm gonna Necrobump this Thread because I don't make new ones if they already exist.
I have two questions:
- What happens if/when you accept Raul?
- What happens if/when you deny Raul?
I'm also sure the answer may lie within the 50+ pages here, but I'd rather ask directly.
Thanks!
Raul, in his wisdom, has guided Cornholio857 to raise this thread from the ashes so that Raul's love may be shared by newer Sega-16 members. Raul in subtle in his workings, but majestic in his compassion.
I appreciate the responses but my questions have still been left unanswered. :cool:
What is the benefit of accepting or consequence for denying Raul Julia? I really am curious.
I'll give you the straight answer:
This was started out of a conversation we had. We talked about Raul Julia and we all agreed that we liked him in Addams Family/Street Fighter/Gumball Rally/whatever...and someone joked that we should start up a religion.
Here we are.
To accept is to join in on the joke.
To deny is to face the monocled wrath of Mr. Smith.
Ok, thank you! I have always wondered where The Temple originated from! :D
I'll give you the truth:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio857
Taking Raul in to your heart is the path to self improvement and eternal salvation. By studying and applying the works of Raul in our daily lives, we all see the true way of existence, without the untruths instilled by false idols, like Christopher Lambert.
When you accept Raul, you realize the importance of everything, and nothing. You learn that what's behind you is not important, and every moment is a fresh start. That you shouldn't get caught up over every golf ball old man, because you've got a whole bucket full. And that what was the most important day in your life, to others might just have been a Tuesday.
Most importantly, by accepting Raul into your life, you accept the belief that he did not die, but ascended to a higher realm of existence, and one day Raul will return to our Earth and the Temple shall be saved from destruction, while those who worship false idols, such as Jesus and Christopher Lambert will be damned.
Wow. Not even I got such a direct answer. I had to figure all that out for myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
So as good as Christopher Lambert was in Highlander and the first Mortal Kombat movie, he is considered a false prophet?
What of Brandon Lee?
By this point, its easier to just explain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMatthews
Praise Raul.
What about Santa? Does Raul love him?
I thought SANTA was a love-hating supercomputer made by Wal-Mart to develop marketing startegies. Oh, well.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackal
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by Nunzio
Duncan > ConnorQuote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio857
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(Praise Raul!)
Actually, this is 100% true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Enigmus
Who are you? :daze:Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMatthews
The path to Raul is not always easy, however, some people need the journey and are sometimes that little bit richer for walking a bit longer. Raul loves.
Praise Raul!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Smith
Lies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
Those bastards!
While I have yet to fully accept the path of Raul Julia, however far away from the influence of the false one. I do question the some of his followers though:
Raul accepts anyone and the task of self-improvement when you accept it from the heart. However why is there bombing, megalomania and the same old corruption techniques? Raul wouldn't have accepted that. According to the lost pages of the life, Raul in his mortal powers helped as many people as he could from the poor to helping misunderstood get a second chance. Raul believes that there should be only one path in life, avoiding the same old religion, politicial and racial differences that plagued humanity for generations by moving forward. He could have been leader of Puerto Rico but instead decided to set up pieces that people call them plays and movies but in reality were much more telling stories of life from different angles. You see Raul didn't just play M.Bison from the Street Fighter movie, it was a sign of his motives and a sign of joy from the people that think that he is M.Bison however in a good way. Also it seems someone is losing faith of the man as well.
I think judging by the old records, Raul loves the original Saint Nicholas that apparently existed somewhere in Turkey whose influence of miracles helped him on his life, not that SANTA machine. Then again, it is hard to tell which Raul loved him, himself, his father of the same name or one of his decendants?
Oh so does that mean that his temple is like the Indian Gurus where there are several Raul Julias? So confusing...
Anyway, praise Raul.
Worshiping Raul Julia will not save you. It will not prevent Aids, it will not stop bullets, it will not cure cancer. Accepting Raul into your heart is very different from mere idol worship. The true power of Raul is his ability to help you help yourself. By following Raul, we are able to fight oppression, poverty, discrimination and violence in our daily lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furnessly
Raul will never physically return to save us. By following in the footsteps of Raul, and accepting that self-improvement is a personal duty, we are able to save ourselves and each other. Jumping on your knees screaming 'Praise Raul' will not save you from anything. Raul saves in the sense that, if you respect and follow his teachings, you will be saved de facto.
Praise Raul.
Nunzio, you again have shown your worth to The Temple, and I thank you.
But you said Raul will not return, and I disagree. If you read the original post (broken .jpgs and all) you will see that I claimed that he WILL return one day, and vengefully. But I suppose there are different interpretations.
Sign me up. Praise Raul.
Pure codswallop! Raul is the devil! Only Lord Zoltor can protect and love you; Raul doesn't care. Save yourselfs; renounce Raul and join the Legend that is Zoltor!
http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthr...gend-of-Zoltor
HAIL ZOLTOR
Is there anything Raul can't do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf49hgJWSHE
Raul couldn't stop this place being hacked.Quote:
Originally Posted by profholt82
HAIL ZOLTOR