lol, silly girls, Genesis is for kids

One of the most surprising things happened to me last night:

I was out downtown (as in bars/clubs) and I met up with some of my friends. One of the girls with them noticed my *custom made (as always)* Outrun shirt with a Sega logo in the bottom left and said "Sega? like Sega Genesis? OMG, I used to have a Genesis! my mom gave it away to my little cousin! I was so mad about that! Do you have a Genesis?" I was thinkin "oh if you only knew" and simply said "yes." Then she was like "omg, whats your number, I'm coming over to play!" So I gave her my number and she said she would call Monday. I'm not really expecting her to call (because all women are complete pussies about that), but the whole experience was so surreal because I know it would shock the shit out of her (probably in a bad way) to see my freakin huge Genesis collection compared to the 4 or 5 games she probably had before. Then it would probably shock the shit out of her to see my freakin huge Genetalia compared to the 4 or 5 dudes shes probably had before (giggedy). At any rate, if I see her again (and I probably will, she seemed like a regular) I'll keep you posted if she ever plays with my joystick...

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Fam...C12219535.jpeg

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im calling shenanigans on this

You went out of the house?

Women don't like video games (except for the Wii) = fact.
Any woman who claims otherwise is a liar.

I know the testosterone laden comments are a joke, but I hope she laughs at your pitiful collection and kicks your ass at everything you guys play.

Then you say "I love you!"

Then she says "Yeah, so does everyone else. Bitch!"

Then she walks out of your life. Forever.

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Originally Posted by VinnyT

I know the testosterone laden comments are a joke, but I hope she laughs at your pitiful collection and kicks your ass at everything you guys play.

Then you say "I love you!"

Then she says "Yeah, so does everyone else. Bitch!"

Then she walks out of your life. Forever.

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Ditto. LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLLLLLLL.

i hope the best for you 17daysolderthannes in your sexual pursuits.

don't be a little bitch and expect her to call, you call her, then flake out then call her again later. Women dig that...

^^^Also treat her like a object, act like your better than her at everything, and constantly put her down . Women LOOVVEEE that shit.

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Originally Posted by 17daysolderthannes

Genetalia

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Lol, how fitting!

I bet she comes over and is like "dude, you have Tommy FUCKING Lasorda!!"

You know it would be funny if for the rest of your life you considered an Outrun t-shirt as your 'get laid' outfit.

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Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

^^^Also treat her like a object, act like your better than her at everything, and constantly put her down . Women LOOVVEEE that shit.

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Sad but true. Well, it's not sad actually as it makes things easier.

How funny would it be in ten years to tell your child that he or she was accidentally conceived because their mother liked playing Sega and then she had no choice?

Sega Genesis. She'll Pretty Much Have To.

Rofl Rofl!

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Originally Posted by Nunzio

You know it would be funny if for the rest of your life you considered an Outrun t-shirt as your 'get laid' outfit.

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An Outrun t-shirt should surely form part of everyone's 'get laid' outfit?!

When a woman gives you her number, she expects you to call her even though she never answers the phone. She never asks for your number, unless she just wants to be friends with you. Sometimes a friendship can turn into something. Good Luck! Oh and my wife happens to like playing video games! I just got lucky.

Ok, who negative repped me through this thread? I demand an instant banning!

I would have given you some rep, but the damn thing is still telling me I "need to spread some rep around".

I think the rep-bot is out to get you.

I think the amount of rep needed to spread before further rep is given is a little bit too much. I have been generously spreading rep around the board and I still cannot give out more positives to the people who deserve it. Worse, somebody else has negative repped me again, where did all the Mr Smith hate come from? :(

*Looks at his own rep power*
HMMMMMM, it seems I was negative repped many times. Time for me to join in on the Mr. Smith hate.

I still don't get the rep thingy and what purpose it serves other than people can wrongfully or accidently give you positive and negative rep. I think that we should get rid of it.

How do you have two bars, Mr. Smith??

Ever since I bitched about my two pieces of negative rep folk have rushed to the cause of my rep! My favourite comment is this:

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Here's your rep back, Mr. Smith. I hope whoever negative repped you is caught and forced to play Dark Castle.

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I can only concur with this comment.

Man, I'm anxious to know how it's going. Did she call?!

Obviously, she ignored his ass because she was drunk and forgot she ever got his number in the first place. 17daysolderthannes (shorten your damn name) will wonder for a week why she never called, then he'll remember that he's ugly and she was attractive. Doesn't work. EVER!

*gets drunk and cries*

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Ever since I bitched about my two pieces of negative rep folk have rushed to the cause of my rep!

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Someone gave me negative rep for a post I made in the "sonic with a sword" thread!

Where is the justice??

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Originally Posted by Tanegashima

don't be a little bitch and expect her to call, you call her, then flake out then call her again later. Women dig that...

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I can't, I didn't get her number, she only got mine (was gonna ask but she got distracted and then I forgot). Its not like its a big deal, this is hot girl #2342435 that plays video games, I could make a photo list of hot girl gamers I know if anyone is really interested.

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Originally Posted by Nunzio

You know it would be funny if for the rest of your life you considered an Outrun t-shirt as your 'get laid' outfit.

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actually my "Heavy Metal" shirt is my get laid outfit

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...metalshirt.jpg

Somehow every time I wear it I end up meeting a ton of girls that want in my pants

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Originally Posted by GameUser-16-32-128

even though she never answers the phone

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That's the god damn truth, except it backfires because if a girl does that shit to me I usually will tell them to more or less fuck off.

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Originally Posted by VinnyT

Obviously, she ignored his ass because she was drunk and forgot she ever got his number in the first place. 17daysolderthannes (shorten your damn name) will wonder for a week why she never called, then he'll remember that he's ugly and she was attractive. Doesn't work. EVER!

*gets drunk and cries*

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well I said at the start I knew she wasn't going to call, the only way this will ever work is if I just happen to see her again (which doesn't seem unlikely, she seems like someone that goes out alot).

and for the record, I am not ugly, though I am occasionally caught off guard:

http://a7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...cdd69a1bfe.jpg

and for the fuck of it, here are some other attractive girls (many I have been with before in one way or another) that play video games:

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...74558811_l.jpg

not totally sure what she plays, I just know she has a PS2, I never checked out her game library. We almost dated and then somehow got really pissed at each other but recently its begun to spark up a little.

http://a532.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...f77ffbe19b.jpg

former Hooters employee (she just got a lip ring so she can't work there until she can take it out). She calls me all the time to go out and what not but the combination of the fact that she just turned 18 and still has a boyfriend makes for an awkward situation. I think she's thinking of breaking up with him (he lives about an hour away and she doesn't really trust him and she's tired of the long distance thing). As for video games, I think all she plays is Guitar Hero, but shes pretty good at it

http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...71805578_l.jpg

ex-girlfriend, her brother actually worked for EB Games, she played just about anything but primarily Square RPGs (gay)

http://a197.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...c8d6993644.jpg

don't know exactly what she plays, I think she told me before but its been a while.

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/phot...91188_1425.jpg

Big Sega fan, she has tons of 2D fighters and actually knows enough about Marvel vs. Capcom to call it overrated.

I just met a 25 year old (I think) girl that has a model 1 Genesis too, but she's married, bummer, also she's not on myspace or facebook so I don't have a picture.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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http://a532.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...f77ffbe19b.jpg


http://a197.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...c8d6993644.jpg

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More pics of these two please.


If you have even a slight chance with ladies with this caliber of looks then video games are hardly the thing you should be worried about.

17days made a quadruple post :P

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

More pics of these two please.

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I second the request, especially the second one.

wasp speaks the truth.

I changed my mind and want to see more of the 2nd girl. I like her smile.

Well well, 17soldierwhatever isn't a greasy cheeto-nerd. At times he's so hardcore I wasn't sure.

I want more of girl #1.

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wasp speaks the truth.

I changed my mind and want to see more of the 2nd girl. I like her smile.

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Her smile is nice but I like her posture.

hey now, I'm not providing jerk material here, go to youporn.com for that.

You wont provide or you CANT provide. Big difference, I still stick with my shenanigans ruling.

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Originally Posted by 17daysolderthannes

hey now, I'm not providing jerk material here, go to youporn.com for that.

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If I wanted jerk material, I can find it. I don't need to beg for pics on a gaming forum. :shame:

I asked for more pics because:

1. These ladies are attractive.
2. I wanna make sure you didn't mine Myspace & facebook for some random hottie pics.


For now I'm going to have to side with Metal_Sonic here. Shenanigans.

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Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic

You wont provide or you CANT provide. Big difference, I still stick with my shenanigans ruling.

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shenanigans? what is that?

ok fine:

http://a868.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...7d18782e2b.jpg

http://a839.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...b2a3954b7e.jpg

http://a155.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...81b974234a.jpg

and here's one with me and her, even though I look like a creepy cockeyed swede or something:

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/phot...83023_9568.jpg

to redeem myself after the previous picture:
http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...783b06ea0a.jpg

sideways for no reason
http://a89.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...5f93f6ae28.jpg

when she still had bleach blond hair
http://a271.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...a879bb3af6.jpg

http://a915.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...4ac5033792.jpg