Damn the master system!

What the hell?! Every damn Master System I've had fucking craps out! WTF? First two: the player one controller port didn't work at all and I just got another one and it worked great for about 10 minutes then just completely crapped out. I can't even get it to turn on! The power adapter doesn't seem busted, but I used a universal and it still wont turn on.. DAMN IT I'm so angry, everyone tells me that this thing is so reliable and no one has any damn problems with it. Well F that, why do I get stuck with 3 fing duds in a row?? B.S.!

The AES games you have are making the SMS games feel inferior. I will take the AES games off your hand and I will only charge you $5 to do it. I will also throw in a working SMS unit for only $5 more. You don't see this kind of a deal very often, take advantage today!

I'll give you $10 :)

Just bad luck I guess. I've always had good luck with my game systems-except when I killed them doing something stupid (killed a saturn trying to clean its guts, dropped a gameboy on the freeway when I was small) my 360 is the one system to die on me of its own accord.

I had shit luck with a powerbase converter.

...or wait for the NeoMyth cart: http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1400

...or the MegaCart v2!

err megacart v2? Info plz.

According to Fonzie, Master System compatibility was planned for MegaCart v1, but was excluded at the very last minute, so I assume that it might be included to a v2 of the MegaCart.

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Originally Posted by [url=http://www.sega-16.com/feature_page.php?id=211&title=Interview:%20Fonzie% 20Voltnov]sega-16[/url]

Sega-16: How about producing a converter for the Mega Drive that can take Game Gear games or Master System games through the 32X?

Fonzie: Sure, it was actually going to be implemented in the Mega Cart, since it's a piece of cake. It was canned at the last minute because...you know, delays and delays...

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Originally Posted by Joe Redifer

The AES games you have are making the SMS games feel inferior. I will take the AES games off your hand and I will only charge you $5 to do it. I will also throw in a working SMS unit for only $5 more. You don't see this kind of a deal very often, take advantage today!

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Someone is sure damn persistent. Soon I will post photos just to mock you.

No fuck that Tanegashima, take pictures of them in action AND with a beautiful naked woman.

I agree with that last part.

If only I could get beautiful naked women with me when I'm playing my Neo Geo...just think it could be my closer...

Hot chick: "So you like games huh...have anything cool?"

Me: "Oh...just a Neo Geo..."

Narrator: "Nothing more had to be said, before he could finish, she already shed her clothes and leaped on him more excited than ever..."


Now there is a Penthouse story for y'all

hmm...I need a narrator for my life too...



Sorry no ladies but here (Anyway Joe, I thought you had this stuff anyways...why so eager?):




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maybe the electrical outlet is possessed?

HELP I"M AN IDIOT AND THE IMAGES ARE HUGE>>>>JOE!!!!!!!! HELP!!!

Good god, MY EYES!!!!

I did some research and it turns out that only Metal Slug 3 AES is causing the problem.