Methods File

I've tried killing myself both by gunfire and hanging. Alas, neither succeeded. So hopefully you gentlemen can toss some ideas out. Some other ideas I have is severing a major artery through castration, taking a boat out to sea and then swimming to the bottom (drowning), electrocution, taking strong sleeping pills and putting a opaque bag over my head, placing my head on railroad tracks, tying myself down and then have a saw make its way over me, jumping off a cliff, driving into a tree, drink cyanide, cook myself in an oven, jump headfirst into a lawnmower, go into a gang territory and spray "fuck you" over their graffiti, have a fat woman sit on my face and suffocate me, engage a bear in physical combat, slap a fat white Texas guy in the face with a glove and challenge him to a duel (giving gunfire another chance), have sex with someone who has aids, enlist in a war, fall into a wood chipper, overdose on meth, fall on a sword, slit my wrists, hurry and put myself under a tractor... gosh there's just so many fun ways to choose from!

Take a frisbee, fold it and swallow it or any other method but you better do it.....faggot(peer pressure). DO IT FAGGOT

Being called a faggot isn't sufficient but I can imagine choking on a frisbee.

DO IT YOU....YOU....DOUBLE NIGGER! Now, before you call me a racist, read this.
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2...3001964fo8.jpg
I cracked up like a fucking idiot. Also, too die in a manly ass way, fight Mr.Smith. You'll forever be the man that fought a man with a top hat, monocle, and chest hair in the wind and you put up a fight before being destroyed.

This thread concerns me.

Mr. Smith would most certainly be a formidable opponent. Actually that's not a bad idea... I'll PM now.

Did you go "emo" wasp?

Time to buy that My Chemical Romance CD.

Fill your clothes full of candy then jump off a building. When you hit the ground you'll explode like a pinata.

Box a kangaroo or bitchslap a tiger or cockslap a gorilla. Oh the many possibilities.

watch the finishing moves on the Sega CD version of Eternal Champions, the "falling down the well while getting chopped into a million pieces until only your skull is left and then gets crushed into dust upon impact" seems like a viable option.

Get some long aluminium wire (or any other stripped wire), make a noose, put it around your neck, and throw the other end over the lines of high voltage power line... someone did it here, head got fried off instantly, and no blood :twisted:

No!! Don't hang yourself! Don't end up like that guy who hung himself from a tall tree a few years back: his body wasn't found for a few months, and when they did find him, his boilersuit was the only piece of clothing that kept his rotting organs from sliding out his ankles. Of course, you might not have heard of this, but it happened in my locality. Ugh.

I can't think of any ideas, but this death trivia page might help inspire you: http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html

EDIT: Asked my younger brother - he suggests that you swallow a shotgun cartridge and jump up and down. >_____>;

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Originally Posted by probablee

I can't think of any ideas, but this death trivia page might help inspire you: http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html

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Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.

:(

No matter how tough things get, I absolutely refuse to go emo. I came up with some more ideas last night- cut my throat with a weedwhacker; fill up the sink with the water still running, turn on the garbage disposal, get my hair caught in it and drown; mix household products for toxic fumes; drink too much water; dehydration; starvation; get caught up in a bad drug deal; light myself on fire; take a lot iron pills.

So going emo would really make you kill yourself?

You could go goth, I hear its the cooler cousin of emo (and some of the chicks are better looking too).