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I mean seriously, why look up porno and save the images on your hardrive, if you can always go back on the internet and look at the pictures again anyway?
Millions of parents are finding porno images downloaded on their kids computer. Who the hell saves the images in a file on the computer for their parents to find if they can always go back on the internet later?
How can little kids be so stupid?
Maybe they think with their penises instead of their brains?
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Originally Posted by Zebbe
Anyway, if you download porno, you can put it into your phono, Gizmondo, Psp or something like that and then have a little bit fun in the bathroom with it :cool:
Like you do?Quote:
Originally Posted by nissling
Nope, I have never watched any porno :daze:Quote:
Originally Posted by K.K.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA.Quote:
Originally Posted by nissling
The internet was created for porn. PCs were made to store and display porn. We live in a nice and pornographic virtual world.
Why would anyone save the stuff on HDD?
First of all, most kids know how to use a computer much better than their parents. If they wanna hide it they are more likely to suceed than their parents are to find it anyway.
Second: If they wanna jerk off they donīt wanna search the www for their favourite pics again.
Third: Searching the web for free porn is like swimming in a pool of all kinds of viruses. So itīs best to have it stored to reduce the risk of getting an unpleasant visitor.
Fourth: You promised not to do any senseless threads for 2 months. You have broken the promise not for the first time now.
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Originally Posted by dragonboyokay, I'll try not to use any negative words (ie crappy, stupid, ect) for the next two months starting today. Starting today I'm not going to make any new threads for two months to avoid any (that's dumb)-like responses. I'm not going to say what I don't like about anything and if I break any of my own rules PM me and I'll try again for another 2 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zebbe
No, the internet is for Sega-16.
EDIT: And Ebay.
Melf only created Sega-16 to have something to switch to when his children enter the room and he is watching porn.
But Srsly, it's not more stupid to download porno then download a movie that you can se on Youtube. Not becuse I do it, but, there's some who needs it ;)
The Internet was created by the military for information. Stop spreading lies. And Nissling is our official self touching pre-teen
No, the internet was created by the military to get the soldiers porn. This was to avoid them turning all gay with the lack of women. Soldiers with their porn rations are good soldiers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic
Does that mean our grandfathers and such were busy having gay buttsex in the trenchlines?
Maybe some of them, but the soldiers then were average people who had other jobs and didnīt spend their life as soldiers. Todayīs professional soldiers only have the army, and their instincts would lead them to find a liking for hairy butts if there was not enough porn. So you better thank the US government for the internet; wouldnīt want to have US soldiers supised by Iraqi combatants while making their butt sports.
Only yours.
108 can you stop posting that old post in every thread I make? That was like 3 months ago, nobody cares.
I can't believe we are actually discussing this.
boy, that was only one month ago.
And people who find these threads annoying care.
07-16-2008, 07:03 PM
I am still waiting for these 2 months without stupid threads by you, and I will post it in every ucoming stupid thread you make.
Our soldiers aren't limited to trenches. They can go out and pay hookers. It might be risky given the circumstances but it beats hairy butt sex with a dude. Unless it's VinnyT. The offer's still on the table Vinny.
I also put porn on my phono...Quote:
Originally Posted by nissling
truthQuote:
Originally Posted by 108 Stars
yes, either that or doing saigon whores that bit their nose off, and of course the military couldn't go around with noseless soldiers, they'd look ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal_Sonic
To address the initial topic though: the best way to save anything you don't want other people to find is to find a game that has lots of files within files within files and find a directory that strikes your fancy and then make up a folder and call it something discreet like "data dump" or something and then rename your porn/1337 haxor filez to stuff like "backsidecache" and shit like that. Its simple, doesn't involve passwords that you can forget, and no one will ever have any reason to suspect its there, and even if they see them in "recent items" it looks like it was just opened by the game or something (unlike a folder on the desktop labeled "Porn" or pictures that are password protected for no reason). Why would you want to save porn? hey, the internet goes down sometimes, websites get deleted, you gotta preserve the greatness somehow.
Either that, or get a laptop, get a external hard drive, put all of your media on it (games, music, videos, emulators, etc) and then when someone looks on it, they have no idea where it could be because its not there. At least thats what I do -- and it saves hard drive space if you download alot. I dont download alot, but I wanted an external hard drive so I could download the entire library of every system emulator I have - including MAME. The topic on this thread is one you shouldnt talk about here, you should talk about it at my other site www.sydlexia.com.
dragonboy, you needn't worry for the rest of the world. Somehow I think it will go on in misery despite your attempts to save it. How can little kids be so stupid? Because that is what they do, get into trouble. I remember when I got busted for porn when I was younger. Nobody bothered to confront me about it because they couldn't believe the weird shit I was into. Now it is just a funny anecdote!Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonboy
"What the hell is this?"
"I'm pretty sure it is a kiddie pool full of Malteasers" to which everyone stares at me and I respond, "Well, they might be Glossettes!"
Create a folder on your computer and label it ATARI JAGUAR and hide all of your porn in it. I guarantee you that nobody will ever have ANY interest in looking inside such a folder. Even you may not be willing to open it to get your porn. If you're hyper paranoid, get several USB thumb drives or whatever (make sure they have AT LEAST 200 GB of capacity... EACH) and store your porn on that. Remove and hide the drives.
All of the images and websites are saved in your browser's cache and history area as well. You've got to dump all browser data each time you look for porn. Hot damn I am glad that I am the only one who ever uses my computer.
I only made this thread for fun, dudes. I'm not trying to change the world by it.
I'm looking forward to changing the world when I'm an adult. Now that I'm only a teenager, everything is just silly stuff.
Thankfully there is no hackers in my family.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Redifer
Don't need to be a hacker. Just go up to the HISTORY tab and there you go.
Whenever I google search something, it doesn't show up in the history in my web browser. Only things that get saved in my browser history are things I typed in the bar.
Hey, it's not like anything gets any more serious when you become an "adult" I probably laugh my ass off more now than when I was 17...I think high school kids take more shit a lot more seriously than when you finally get out. Life is nothing but bullshit, and if I realized this in high school I would have had a much better time. That's why college students piss me off, so many are a bunch of self-righteous ass-holes who know everything and how it has to be changed..."vote this way man, don't eat that man." My response: hey dude, have a beer and chill.
Porn=No big deal unless you are extremely addicted to it and you shun real sex for porn. In which case you are a loser.
But not as big of a loser as if you shun sex to play Sega Genesis.....oh shit...jk jk
Al Gore invented the internet.
His rules
1st rule: Post lots and lots of porn.
2nd rule: Post more porn.
3rd rule: You can post other stuff, as long as you also post porn.
4th rule: Post some more porn.
Hmm...
1. Al Gore invented the internet.
2. The internet is for porn.
3. Al Gore is married to this woman.
I'm just now realizing why things are the way they are.
Our grandfathers invented the pinup girl and painted girls on the noses of their airplanes.
Al Gore fights a never ending battle with his wife whose mission is to censor the world!
Im guessing the navy didn't get the memo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
Well my Grandpa did leave the navy for the Army, then Air corp then the Air force when it turned into that so maybe that explains it. Seriously though I am sure many a sailor had airbrushed pinup girl or picture of his favorite actress hanging nearby.
Fix'd it for ya there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
This is what I get for posting on the porno thread.
You'll come out of this thread a tiny bit wiserQuote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
Leave it to the 16 year old.
:D
This is why we won WW2, the Nazi's and Japanese saw how awesome planes with nekkid women on the noses are and gave up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
Al Gore saw pictures of airplane nose art as a child and thought of a how it might be possible to share pornographic images with his friends. The idea for "the internet" was born.