Rusty Venture

I've had enough of your poppycock! It's time to finish this once and for all! I challenge you to a duel! Whoever wins the duel will concede to the others' claim (as to whether Futurama is any good or not) and will retract their army. If you're man enough, meet me at the abandoned warehouse off the coast of Washington. As a bonus, if you beat me, I shall grant you my most prized possession- Hitler's never before seen, gold and bronze battle monocle: The Mega Hitler Battle Monocle.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

No.....just......no

Big words for a man whose "army" includes himself and Metal_Sonic.

I have a Zeppelin, a gift from Baron Von 108 Stars and Emperor Hoff, in the shop being converted from 220 to 110.

In two days time it will be completed and I will be floating my way towards Washington and end this silly rebellion once and for all.

My vengeance will be swift as Raul has given me guidance and strength.

Tanegashima, get your guns, we're going ballon hunting.

Silly, silly man.

It's filled with helium.

2 days? I was expecting your arrival sooner. Anyway, I'll take these two days with rest. And when the fateful day does arrive, you will find that Raul Julia has forsakened you.

You would think your prophet VinnyT would try to end the violence.

This battle has consumed a surplus of resources and is starting to drag out. It must end soon and the duel is the only way to achieve that.

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Originally Posted by wasp

And when the fateful day does arrive, you will find that Raul Julia has forsakened you.

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Raul doesn't smile upon those allied with known Raul haters. You'd know this if you really believed.

My flight might be slow, lumbering, and overly luxurious, but your defeat will be swift.

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Silly, silly man.

It's filled with helium.

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Yeah?! "squints eyes to extremely narrow slit*... Well, BRING IT ON!

Futurama? Who cares, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend so praise the lord and pass the damn ammo! Time to send some heathens back to San Juan!!

btw: I'm not in wasp's army, I'm my own army IYRC we are merely allied with the anti-futurama crowd for the sake of C-Lamb's mighty crusade.

True my army is only lead by me and wasp and I have an uneasy alliance.

Rusty, it is obvious we will be victorious.

Even if (due to some cheating by waspp) you would lose the duel, our mighty forces would pulverize him in an instant.

Raul will grant us victory!

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This is too crazy even for us. Wasp is a Raul supporter, so he is allowed the small deficiency of not watching Futurama.

Rusty wins.

alright, cool.

Rusty has not won as the duel is yet a day away. And thank you Tanegashima. Even though we're not actually of the same battalion, we serve a common goal. A common goal that will vanquish those that take Raul Julia's name in vain and enjoy that not par for the course Futurama. I ask that you please not give up. I do feel uneasy siding my self with members of the anti-Raul Julia cult but this matter is too important. Raul obviously understands this and will grant me a reprieve.

I don't believe Hitler owned a super mega golden battle monocle. I've not seen a single picture of Hitler with anything resembling a monocular head-adornment.

And if he does have one, it's obviously not very good, is it?

Pshaw.

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Originally Posted by Smii

I don't believe Hitler owned a super mega golden battle monocle. I've not seen a single picture of Hitler with anything resembling a monocular head-adornment.

And if he does have one, it's obviously not very good, is it?

Pshaw.

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That's why he failed so miserably. Battle monocles were becoming out of fashion so he decided against it. And indeed, this battle monocle is surely something. Inside contains countless souls, screaming for release. Hitler conducted many undocumented experiments with this monocle on. He went to great lengths that these experiments would be known only to himself and the poor spirits which were livestock for his bizarre rituals.



EDIT:
One of my messengers has relayed a message to me. Due to priorities I must pull myself from the war. You win Rusty Venture! But this is only the beginning. One of these days we'll resume this war whether you want to or not and I will break you and your men as if you were chocolate chip cookies!

Update:
My retreat was a ploy and Rusty bought it! We ambushed Rusty's army, winning the war.

Um.....

I'm guessing the sig and avatar are a sign of joining Rusty?

No, I just like hot women with big boobs. Rin Aoki and Fuko happen to be two of my favorites.

I'll be the big man in this battle and say we agree to disagree.

I've told the shop to keep the airship for more modifications and informed 108 Stars to have all "Elite Hoff Shock Troops" stand down.

We will shake hands and agree that big tittie asian chicks are nice.

I guess they are ok if you like hugging recycled plastic bottles.

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Originally Posted by wasp

No, I just like hot women with big boobs. Rin Aoki and Fuko happen to be two of my favorites.

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I congratulate you, you have managed to pick out some really disgustingly misproportioned japanese girls, and that is not easy in the land of cute AV models!

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Originally Posted by 108 Stars

I congratulate you, you have managed to pick out some really disgustingly misproportioned japanese girls, and that is not easy in the land of cute AV models!

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Something we can agree on.....finally.

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Originally Posted by 108 Stars

I congratulate you, you have managed to pick out some really disgustingly misproportioned japanese girls, and that is not easy in the land of cute AV models!

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Not everyone can pick winners like I do.

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

Not everyone can pick winners like I do.

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What would you reccomend? I'm also a fan of Yuna Kawase and Hitomi Tanaka.

What would I recommend?

Women other then the ones you have mentioned.



Anime-class boobs can't go far when you have a plain looking face.

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Originally Posted by Rusty Venture

What would I recommend?

Women other then the ones you have mentioned.



Anime-class boobs can't go far when you have a plain looking face.

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:p

No, I mean who are the ones you like most? Big boobs and average faces aren't absolute for me.

I'm overly partial to the lovely lady in my avatar.

Akira Watase

Akane Sakura is another one who has caught my eye.

This site is getting harder and harder to look at at work. To many jap boobies flying around an the Hoffster humping Kit doesn't help matters when my new boss comes in unexpectedly.:) The new boss is really hot actually. She is a giant at 6-3 maybe but very nice body and same age as me. I was sitting down the other day and was astonished that her legs came right up to and a little above my head.

You can turn sigs off.

But then you'd miss out on BK's cheesy anus burger.

Man, I REALLY want some Chef Boyardee's Ravioli.

Rusty, I saw this and thought of you

Whos Wasp and why did he get banned?

You don't remember? It wasn't that long ago.

He and Aqua Hedgehog had an ongoing flame war, which ended up with both of them being banned for a week.

After they came back, Aqua still wouldn't let it go (and he pulled some other shit, too) so he was permenantly banned. Joe banned Wasp for good measure, I suppose.

Guess thats fair.

If there was a real reason for Wasp to be banned, it wasn't made public, as far as I know

I am just surprised I'm still here.

LOL

Joe likes you more than wasp! :D

Well thats comforting.