Sega games that aren't good

We're all Sega fans here. But any company with a long portfolio is going to have some stinkers. Let's list! Let's keep it to 2002 and before, since we all know the Sega of today is obsessed with shitty movie licenses and unnecessary Sonic games.

One game I cannot stand is Chakan: The Forever Man. I like hard games, but Chakan is just relentlessly irritating.

I am obligated to also mention the entire "Great" sports series on Master System. Every single one of those games is a worthless piece of crap. What were they thinking?

I actually like Chakan. It takes a while to get the controls down, but I don't think it's all that bad.

Some stinkers I can think of are Sword of Sodan and Hit The Ice.

I like Chakan too, but I'm going to take some heat for the following I'm sure:

Dynamite Headdy (I really can't stand this game, it's really really irritating...)
Altered Beast (sorta cool as a pack in, but the gameplay sucked then and now)
The first Streets of Rage, I love the 2nd and even 3rd games but the first really sucked...
Rambo 3 on the Genesis and Rambo First Blood pt. II on the SMS both were really lame compared to Ikari Warriors (for me on the 7800), and MERCS. I'll pass on these.
Alien 3 on the Genesis: Many rave about this game, while I think it's really crappy. Insane difficulty, but not Contra Hard Corps style, just in the sense of extremely cheap death---which I hate.
pre-Saturn Sega Ports of SNK games all suck balls, the Saturn or Neo Geo are the only way to play these games...
Chuck Rock: annoying as hell, hate this game
Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Worst basketball game ever, sorry, this game sucks.
Genesis Bram Stoker's Dracula: This game fails on all levels, typical sony imagesoft crap. I do, however, like the Sega CD game.
ANY Star Trek game on the Genesis or otherwise: I hate star trek, I hate the games even more.
Any Cliffhanger game, Demolition Man---hell any game with Stallone sucked on the Genesis and Sega CD...
ALL Warner Bros. franchise games also sucked balls. I couldn't believe how disappointed I was with Taz and Desert Demolition. They look great, but still suck.
Ballz--name says it all
Phelios also sucks, sorry. Really boring, ugly game.

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Originally Posted by ButtonMasher

Some stinkers I can think of are Sword of Sodan and Hit The Ice.

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Sword of Sodan was by EA, and Hit the Ice was by Taito...

Sega games I do not care much for:

-Burning Rangers
-Nights
-Chakan teh 4evar Man
-Wrestle War
-Greendog teh Beached Surfer D00d
-Sonic Spinball
-Super Thunderblade
-Mario Lemyew Hockey
-Toejam and Earl (series)
-Batman Returns (cartridge)
-Phantasy Star Online

Many more

I second Burning Rangers, that game is really lame. I would never fork out that much money for such a boring unsatisfying game...NighTs to me is far far better and a strong game...

Night Striker on Mega cd. Horrible horrible port. Adventures of Batman n Robin on sega cd (racing game), WTF I liked batman returns but this is crap. Nice graphics but horrid gameplay.

Cosmic Carnage/Cyber Brawl 32X-A steaming pile of turd
Arcade Classics MD/Genesis-awful port of 3 classic arcade games
Virtua Fighter 2 MD/Genesis-nuff said
Sonic Spinball-MD/Genesis-bleh and generally awful
Turbo Outrun MD-awful port
Cyber Shinobi MS-choppy awful and slow
Last Battle Genesis-they made an already blah Mega Drive game and make it worse with the censoring

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Originally Posted by Tanegashima

I second Burning Rangers, that game is really lame. I would never fork out that much money for such a boring unsatisfying game...NighTs to me is far far better and a strong game...

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You guys have to be kidding me. Clockwork Night was a crappy game, Burning Rangers was not.

Yes it was. It was extremely unexciting and boring. Letting out a small fart is more satisfying as well as more impressive.

You're in the minority by a long shot. ;)

http://www.mobygames.com/game/saturn...ngers/mobyrank

Ha. Thats never stopped Redifer before.

Sega-games I find crappy?

X-Perts
Altered Beast
Golden Axe
Sonic Chaos
Virtua Fighter 2 MD
Cyber Shinobi
Alex Kidd in High Tech World
Batman Returns
Super Thunderblade
Space Harrier (all versions)
After Burner (all versions)

Virtua Fighter 2
Virtua Racing
Sonic Spinball
Chakan
Super Thunder Blade

Can't really think of more games... I tend to forget the poor games...

Alien3 kicks ass, and its not a Sega, but Acclaim game.

I hate Knuckles' Chaotix. What a turd!