It is your duty as a German citizen to own every one of THESE
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It is your duty as a German citizen to own every one of THESE
Ummm... wouldn't this be best as a PM?
No!
Wow, just 100 $....I guess we will have to invest the income from Pier Solar pre-orders into these shirts....who cares if the game is delayed....:D
$100 is a small price to pay to rise in the ranks of the German elite.
http://www.80stees.com/images/extraLarge/DH002_LG1.jpg
You know you want this shirt.
Wouldnt the Hoff make this t-shirts mandatory wear in Germany? Either way, this topic is pretty damn nerdy.
Sounds like someone is jealous he can't sport Hoff shirts.
I reckon the Hoff wears a 108 Stars t-shirt.
I'm thinking we need a line of Sega-16 members shirts.
Plus Raul Julia shirts.
I am german, and I DENOUNCE THE HOFF!!!
Phantar, you are just now risking to be thrown into a dungeon somewhere!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantar
DO NOT DARE TO OPPOSE THE HOFFATRON!!!
German civil war?
How can you deny this awesomeness!?
What astonishing special FX....!
But seriously, I found the song kind of funny...:D
But THIS is still his best song, the one that was a huge hit here and destroyed the Berlin wall....
Maybe I am silly, but I still get this adrenaline pumping feeling from the song that I had when I was a kid playing with my Matchbox-K.I.T.T.....I like it!:D
BTW, the pilot was not aired here yet, but this new Knight Rider looks aweful! The Trans-Am had this sleek, elegant, sporty design but that new chubby K.I.T.T. is just so unfitting....
Damnit, I must search and find that polaroid of myself sitting in K.I.T.T.....this is even cooler than the one with me, wearing an Ultimate Warrior T-Shirt, standing between Cyclops and Wolverine!
When I was a kid I watched Knight Rider all the time. I had the talking toy Kit car and numerous key cars as well.
Wow....I wanted that talking K.I.T.T. too, as well as a Michael Knight-action figure that came with it, but it was only available through order at the TV channel and my mom did not buy itz for me....:(
If it makes you fell any better the older kids took mine from me ( i was only 5) and would hit the little license plate until Kitt said "TURBO BOOST" and would throw it into the wall. Needless to say he he didn't last long.
Why is KITT one of those defective English cars with the steering wheel on the wrong side?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iron Lizard
Thats right Monocle Empire, I went there.
That might be because the new one is a Ford Mustang instead of a Trans Am...which isn't made anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by 108 Stars
Realistically, the new KITT could blow the doors off the old one.
Bah, they could have used a different car still. This Mustang looks like a klutz.
Well I guess Ford wanted a car of theirs placed in *something* as GM used "Transformers" as one giant car commercial.
OOHHH! You and I are going to have such a falling out my friend... Do not anger her Majesty's subjects else you may find yourself on the sharp receiving end of a prank telephone call or the like!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
The wheel was on the left side. Kitt was driving.
I guess you are aware of the Sprittwoch-reviews?
(since the site is in german, people interested can check the Google-Translation of said site - it's worth a look ;)
I do not oppose it, but I guess I am not likely to "jump into his car" :pQuote:
Originally Posted by 108 Stars
I am aware of those "Prince Albert in a can" prank calls.Quote:
Originally Posted by JDB1983
At this point the shock of hearing this has made your monocle fall out, I'll give you some time to replace it.
I never have that problem anymore, as I use "Monocling", the all-purpose Monocle-sticker-onner! It's invisible, yet 97.5% effective, and ensures that nobody can tell whether I'm shocked or affronted until I choose to vocalise it.
It's quite affordable, and widely available from Englishbay.
What about having your top hat fly off?
I know there is no "top hat cling" as it is still in the testing phase.
And spill-proof tea cups are still a few years off.
Although frowned upon in most polite company, spill-proof teacups do exist; they're called vases. Remove the flowers first though.
And oddly enough, my top hat has never once blown off - maybe I've just become immune thanks to my ever-increasing levels of apathy.
Your time will come. One day you will be surprised by something and your top hat will fly off, followed by a zany sound effect.
Could we please go back on-topic, which should be my awesomeness and the greatness of the Hoffster?
You know I really liked baywatch growing up and not just for the chicks. I liked the episodes and followed the seasons, and the theme song is magic. On the show Hoff could do no wrong. Fast forward several years later and im watching video of him crawling on the floor too drunk to eat the burger his daughter made for him. Hoff is god
That was truly awesome. King of the internet indeed.
Is that a German commercial? I can't really believe the he'd be popular on the Monocle Isle.
I dunno if you know this Mr. 108 Stars, but your leader was in the movie "Dodgeball" as (obviously) the German teams coach.
According to Google Pipex is in the U.K. .
Really.
Hoff worship in the UK? If I were English enough to wear a monocle it would have fallen out right now.
I was discussing this today, on the lawn, with the Queen, over a cucumber sandwich and a spot of tea. Her Majesty informs me that Hoff is not worshiped on our great isle as it is tantamount to treason and nobody wishes to be sent to the Tower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
Is he at least recognized for single handedly destroying Soviet Russia with his music?
I don't worship him or enjoy his music (I'm not German enough) but I am on wonderful relations with his empire...which is why I got that pimped out Zeppelin.
Herr Schmitt, it is obvious that the Hoff is worshipped in the UK; I believe there is even a movement to make him the next king instead of Charles or William.
The proof: Jump in my Car was #3 in the UK charts, much higher than in any other charts!:D
And nobody can deny the greatness of the song Looking for Freedom; it is obviously the greatest song of all times, eventhough the text has little to do with the kind of freedom the people back in 1989 guessed it had.
Still, this is the historical moment....
Here he sings in German, a song many old women are sure to love!
There are a lot of surprises in this thread as of late. Makes me realize there is no American equivalent of the English monocle drop/top hat fly off/spilling of tea.
Of course, there isn't a German equivalent either.
Well here is another surprise. Many Germans wore monocles. Somehow the stereotypical German officer with a monocle has been forgotten. In fact I think the real reason the second world war really took place was to fight over who looked best with monocles on.
http://www.wilhelm-radkovsky.de/reichen.jpg
http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/seeckbio/index.jpg
http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil...cs/sperrle.jpg
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERreichenau.JPG
Yes, monocles were very popular back then around here. I wonder if the Hoff has one.:)