^ It is very shortly, luckily it`s Friday tomorrow!
< Only one week of work left until holidays.
V Most likely working over xmas...
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^ It is very shortly, luckily it`s Friday tomorrow!
< Only one week of work left until holidays.
V Most likely working over xmas...
^ I'm mostly likely working the rest of my life...xmas included.
< Is embracing this fact, as long as I'm doing what I love I do not mind.
V Life is good, but you will always be just a little bitter that you never got to sleep with Megan Fox. But don't worry, I feel the same way, that is that I never will either.
^ Dude, I don't know... We went out a couple times, and the last time when we got back to her place, things started getting a little hot and heavy and I noticed she had this smell. A really really strong smell, like she douched with a sack of old pennies. I wasn't anywhere close to that area and my eyes were almost watering. I told her I left my condom in my truck and bounced. I think I'm better off and so are you.
< Once broke up with a girl because she pronounced it "supposably"
v Wonders how much of this is true
^ Not a word
< Destined for a long sleepless night (alone, AGAIN)
V Cuddles up to a Barbie doll
^ Look at me! I'm the Phantom of the Opera! I'm the gayest musical character of all time!
< Sing, my angel of music!
V The Simpsons funny again?
^ The Simpsons have always been funny
< Is way past his bedtime
V Loves bean salad!
^ I love salted beans more
< Has less than 1 hour of school left
V cannot wait to get home from work or school
^ Wrong
< Relying completely on financial aid for school
V Bitch I live in a trashcan!
^ Not! I live in a condo with my wife.
< loves movies that"stick with you"
V prefers movies that are instantly forgettable, Van Helsing and 88 Minutes
^ I remember Van Helsing well
< I've had the crap beaten out of me by a vampire, but I lived
V But damn if this werewolf is gonna shove me onto a couch *dies*
^A-Woooooooooo!!!
< needs a shave
V Whusaaaaaaaap?
^ what's down?
< Forgot to go to the satruday nite thread
V How much will money buy
Will I take my time
As I drift and die?
^ I guess so..
< Loves Konami.
V Wants a copy of Snatcher, signed by Hideo Kojima. ;)
^ FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!
< Wait a minute . . . signed by who again?
v Will have Blondie's "Call Me" stuck in their head for the rest of the day.
^ I like that song.... but shhhhhhh!
< Is glad this wet and miserable Monday is over!
V Is still living in the past....