The FUN Forum Game

^ Dude, you have a weta on your shoulder. No, the other one.

< So living in the past (hence my sizeable Genesis collection and my involvement here at a retro-gaming fansite. :))

v Lives in the future

^ Ah it is true.... still looking for that weta!
< Is thinking about getting a tattoo
V Has their entire body covered in tattoo`s

^ Actually, I have quite a few tattoos...but not my entire body...only 5 but yes...I do indeed. Uncanny.

< Whoa...cool...tattoos huh huh huh...

V Whoa! That was cool.

^ Was?

< Ramen Noodles

V Soba Noodles

^ You are from the past and yes it was cool.

( Whoa...my arrow just hit a wall...fatalities guaranteed.

V You hate noodles as much as the next guy, and are better for it.

^ "Hi, I'm Sargeant EXTEREME!!"

< "and I'm MAJOR AWESOME!! And we're here to tell you about the US Army!!"

*both rock out to heavy metal music and images of US soldiers surrounded by money and beautiful women*

V The US Army: Awwww, yeah!

(your experience may differ)

^-hell yeah give me the dutch marines invented by the only treu marine johan the ruyter who needed skilled fighters to defend their ships from attacks whoooah
<-i was a marine but did my 3 years glad is over
V-back to the real thing tonight is it the movie the funhouse or should i check terror train decisions decisions next person knows which one i want to see

^ Que

< I would see funhouse

V Maybe?

^ I would have to say funhouse also!
< Doesn`t have to work today but is still getting paid!
V Once thought you can get pregnant from kissing...

^ You mean you can't??

< Head swollen with fresh knowledge. Needs to sit down for a moment

v Knew stuff once

^ Never saw Now and Then

< Brenden Fraser= Vietnam Vet

V Has had bird dump on their own head

^ I like how you assume that because I didn't acknowledge an obscure reference to an even more obscure movie from 10 years ago that I haven't seen it.

< saw Now and Then in the theater in high school

V identify the movies from which these quotes were taken:
"Hello there!"
"He's a good actor, isn't he?"
"Chew your food."

^ The Problem (j/k)

< The Solution

V A fine looking specimen

^ thankyou kind sir, it must be because I have pants on today!
< Half a day of work to go then holidays!!!
V poor bastard has to work over Xmas & New Year!

^ I can neither confirm nor deny that, as I haven't actually been told what the plan is for the holidays

< probably won't be getting anything for Christmas

V passed out in a pool of eggnog