Shit, all I have is $40 and am not sure if I should buy a Genesis or a really large bag of marshmallows.
I am at the checkout, and that bitch from Church is staring me down so I need help fast.
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Shit, all I have is $40 and am not sure if I should buy a Genesis or a really large bag of marshmallows.
I am at the checkout, and that bitch from Church is staring me down so I need help fast.
Don't put the beer back.
with 40$ you should have enough for both.
It is a really really large bag.
I'd buy the Genesis... 1989 won't last forever!
I'd go for the marshmallows, you only die once and that would be one hell of a death certificate.
Without a picture it is difficult for us to judge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sega Uranus
This is one odd rummage sale.
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Originally Posted by Sega Uranus
Punch her in the face!
Interesting. I'm finding it rather easy to judge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Smith
;)
My grocery store only sells Super Nintendos, not Genesises.
Your Grocery Store is Blasphemous
buy the Genesis and steal the marshmallows. Lets see them repo the contents of your stomach.
Save up $30 more and you can buy "Moonwalker".
HEE-HEE
Buy both and pamper your Genesis by making a nice pillow for it out of the marshmallows.:p
I heard having sex with a giant bag of marshmallows feels pretty good!;)
Eww . . .
I can't help but picture that bag after a few too many trysts.
yeah and then take here anal in front of all the people that will teach here to stare to youQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoVamp
and when you re done go on a anal rape spree in that mall where you standing yust do it
it ll get you on tv that s what americans want sensation
and i know you re the one to do it
so, what DID you end up buying?
I went bowling instead and shoved a can of Pringles up a preacher's ass and was happy to tell him about it.
Marshmallows (or Marshmelons, if you are Dr. McCoy) are awful unless they are toasted on the fire. Sometimes I can handle a Mallo Cup and I do love me a PB and Fluff sammich, but other than that, a plain ole' marshmallow is no fun to eat.
S'mores = total jawusumness
Actually, I think it was Spock that called them Marshmelons.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sports Guy
True that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Venture
My favorite snack when I was in high school was peanut butter and marshmellow sandwiches. I'd slather Jiffy PB on both slices of bread, and then pour mini marshmellows until no more would stick to the peanut butter.
. . . it was fucking heaven: good tasting and good for you!
The food of champions!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by MrMatthews
YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!!
http://www.bwog.net/uploads/staypuft...mallow-man.jpg
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
I guess is time for some ghostbusting!!
Ah yes... roasting marshmallows over an open fire...
not paying attention and letting the mellow catch on fire...
shaking the stick very fast in order to extinguish the flaming mellow...
allowing the half-molten marshmallow to get detached from the stick...
and having a small, gooey and sticky ball of fire shooting across the camping site...
Good times...
A Mega Drive lasts you a life time.
A giant bag of marshmallows will last you a month tops.
I've never roasted a marshmallow (or anything, for that matter) on a stick - don't quite understand how this is achievable without the stick catching on fire, and / or creating some kind of splinter-filled mallow.
But I will say this - I have a bag of marshmallows in one of my cupboards that has been there for 6 months now; If you have no hot chocolate, a bag of marshmallows can last a damn long time.
When you wave it around, and marshimallows are anything like burning plastic, there should be pieces of burning marshimallow flying around, and probably ending up in someone's tent or hair or clother :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Phantar
...then someones get on fire while trying to extinguish ,..ahh yes, the smell of human flesh burning...:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by TmEE
I just want one of those big marshmallows. You know what I mean, the big ones. Mmmm. I have a sack full of the little ones but they are old and I don't trust em. I like how when U bite into the big ones its kinda like powdery on the outside, but once you get inside its like all soft and awesome
Marshmallow magic. That is what prevents that from happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smii
But my family has always been extra cautious, so we also use metal weenie (hot dog) sticks to roast marshmallows for S'mores.
Yeah, that was pretty much what I was reminiscing about.Quote:
Originally Posted by TmEE
A nice summers night, with friends on a camping site...
the flaming marshmallow hit a tree, and splat apart, and flaming sprinkles went flying everywhere and set some clothes someone had hung up to dry on fire...
Like I said... good times... ;)
You are 50% correct. Dr. McCoy said it first, and then later in the movie (at the end), Spock says it to Dr. McCoy, i think. I havent seen the movie in about six months, but I am a huge star trek fan.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMatthews
But Dr. McCoy certainly said it first. (Greedo shot first!)
Good point - marshmallows and carnage do go well together. Maybe I'll get that bag out of the cupboard after all... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantar
A melted marshmellow between two chocolate wheaten biscuits.... mmmmm!
Melted marshmallow & piece of chocolate between two graham crackers
Thats the winning combo.
God, I want to argue with you Rusty and say that mine is better . . . but s'mores are pretty damn tasty!
So . .
Unmelted marshmellows between two slices of peanut butter-coated bread: tied with #1 (or at least a close second!)