Video Game Dialogue

What games do you think have the most gawd-awful dialogue? I was thinking about this earlier today, and my mind immediately went to the stereotypical go-to's.

Castlevania SOTN (mainly for the "This world ill needs a savior such as you!" line)

The original Resident Evil. I know everyone loves to go to the "Jill sandwich" and "master of unlocking" lines, but my favorites are Jill's robotically helpless exclamations of "What is this all about? I can't figure it out at all!" and "Now it's Wesker's turn to disappear. I don't know what's going on!"

Those were easy ones, though. What other games have horrendously acted and/or written dialogue?

LOOKIT ALL DAT JUICE

IT'S A GIANT WOOOORM

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Originally Posted by MrMatthews

What games do you think have the most gawd-awful dialogue? I was thinking about this earlier today, and my mind immediately went to the stereotypical go-to's.

Castlevania SOTN (mainly for the "This world ill needs a savior such as you!" line)

The original Resident Evil. I know everyone loves to go to the "Jill sandwich" and "master of unlocking" lines, but my favorites are Jill's robotically helpless exclamations of "What is this all about? I can't figure it out at all!" and "Now it's Wesker's turn to disappear. I don't know what's going on!"

Those were easy ones, though. What other games have horrendously acted and/or written dialogue?

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I love the voice acting in Resident EVil. "WOAHH! This hall is dangerous."

Sonic Adventure 1

"YOU CAN DO IT!!"

nothing beats "Jill Sandwich" Makes me lol everytime I play resi DS

I always took the "master of unlocking" bit to be intended as really sarcastic.

Castle Shikigami 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28WUol3XLyw

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I cried tears of joy hearing that Castle Shikigami 2 dialog.

I thought terrible, laugh inducing dialog was dead in this western developer dominated market.

Seems someone dethroned SNK from the "terrible dialog" competition.

I... I actually found something worse.

NSF SANITY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

At least Shikigami 2 is funny. This... this is just bad.

I've heard school plays that were better.

These people were *paid* to voice act read lines off a piece of paper?

No one mentioned Zero Wing?! You should all hold your hats in shame...

Bah, Zero Wing is way to obvious...

Played King of Fighters: Maximum Impact 2 recently. Boy, talk about horribly written dialogues... (Guess I'll boot it up again tonight to quote some examples...)

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Originally Posted by TmEE

Sonic Adventure 1

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Best comeback in video game history:

"blahblahblah OR ELSE!"

"Or else what, ya big LOSER!?"




"Tails? Aww, what am I gonna do with you?"

*beat*

*shrugs*

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Originally Posted by Elusive

Best comeback in video game history:

"blahblahblah OR ELSE!"

"Or else what, ya big LOSER!?"

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OH SNAP!